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"Suck and buck" is the term used to describe anything that's complete shit (bad ISP for example), but charges you top dollar for the service.
Victim: Man, my Charter bundle costs over 200 dollars a month, but it keeps on having random net cut offs, shitty television service, and my email takes five years to load!

Victim's Friend: Suck and buck dude, suck and buck...
by Mast of the World September 14, 2010
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