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suck-punk 

A male pursuing a sexual relationship with a female under the false pretense of friendship.

In situations in which the ratio of males to females is high, (e.g. anime/science fiction/comics clubs, sports clubs/organizations, certain school campuses,) suck-punks are known to travel in packs hovering around the only females available.
Since there were 150 males and only 50 females on campus, Doc's girlfriend attracted no less than 5 suck-punks at any given time.

"They're just my friends!"
"No, Cathy. They're not your friends. They're suck-punks."

"There's this git she works with that keeps trying to warm up to her. I might have to whip the little suck-punk's ass."
suck-punk by Nick Wright September 10, 2008
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punk suck 

When a female bends a male over and pulls his dick back between his legs and gives him head.
Damm man I got punk sucked last night word.
punk suck by C.Jackson September 12, 2006
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schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
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Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012