suck my

dick
ass
shit
butt
nose
ear lobe

DOODLE~ poodle droodle noodLE

by no body's body November 24, 2003

Suck My Clinkers

A lovely way to tell someone to suck your dry hairy balls

Boddy: Dave, you bellend! This brew taste likes shit!!
Dave: why don't you Suck My Clinkers

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Suck my socks

Funny quote by Michael Jackson on a phone call, about his father Joseph.

“He can suck my socks.”

by Michael Jackson wife July 18, 2019

suck my zick

A term used by disabled member of the LBGTQ community yourrage gaming that means suck my dick

Grunt: “ Rage has no knees and has one shoulder”

Yourrage: “ Suck my zick”

by Yrg David July 3, 2022

suck my cows

The act of sucking one's udders whilst the other moans moo in a loud, grotesque manner

"Like, Oh my GoSH, he is so cute. Ugh, what I wouldn't give for him to suck my cows!"

by ITSREALSPOONBILLHOURS November 12, 2018

Suck My Richard

A witty yet useful alternative to "Suck My Dick" when you are at work or around children.

This is the best cake you could find for my kid's birthday??
Suck my Richard.

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You still haven't started the report? it was due like yesterday!
Go eat a Richard.

by ae7 August 5, 2010

suck my bitch

when you're drunk and you say suck my bitch dick instead of suck my dick bitch.
basically the same thing as saying suck my dick bitch but its a shit-ton funnier

oh you fucking fuzznut, suck my bitch!

by bitchsuckers June 5, 2018