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subsist

1)To eat a relatviely narrow range of food choices at weird hours and with weird people. All the good foods are not eaten, and instead are replaced with crap foods.
2) To practice a dietary regimen that leaves one short and surly, with a ghetto booty parted in the middle by a range of thong underwear
'I subsist!'
'Are you fucking crazy? A bagel with salad dressing is NOT food.'
by El Gigante March 26, 2003
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Subsistentialism

The philosophical approach emphasizing the ontological relationship between an existentialist and his personal-use crops.
"Johnny won't share any of his bell peppers; he's into subsistentialism."
by Aristotle-FuckYeah October 1, 2009
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subsitute teacher

Stupid fucking cunt that gets you in trouble for any reason they can.
I fucking hate my subsitute teacher. MY substitute teacher is a fucking cunt
by eric north December 16, 2016
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Message delivery subsystem

an email account that will keep spamming your inbox sometimes when you try sharing something with lots of people
if only i wouldn't keep getting so many emails from Message delivery subsystem saying "message not sent" when i try sharing something to lots of school email accounts from my private email.
by nobody else here March 25, 2017
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subsistence farting

When someone farts just enough for only the farter to smell it, and no one else.

Similar to subsistence farming, but related to passing gas and not raising crops.
Person A: *frrt*

Person B: Did you just fart? Why don't I smell it?

Person A: I guess only I can smell it.

Person B: Thank you for subsistence farting!
by tinkarink December 12, 2021
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subtistable

adj.) a combination word of submissive, autistic, and breedable.
choppeddubs is very subtistable.
by hyunjni October 10, 2023
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Subtistible

I'm just very subtistible
by TinyPoo October 10, 2023
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