subsist 

1)To eat a relatviely narrow range of food choices at weird hours and with weird people. All the good foods are not eaten, and instead are replaced with crap foods.
2) To practice a dietary regimen that leaves one short and surly, with a ghetto booty parted in the middle by a range of thong underwear

'I subsist!'
'Are you fucking crazy? A bagel with salad dressing is NOT food.'

subsist by El Gigante March 26, 2003

Subsistentialism 

The philosophical approach emphasizing the ontological relationship between an existentialist and his personal-use crops.

"Johnny won't share any of his bell peppers; he's into subsistentialism."

Subsistentialism by Aristotle-FuckYeah October 1, 2009

subsitute teacher 

Stupid fucking cunt that gets you in trouble for any reason they can.

I fucking hate my subsitute teacher. MY substitute teacher is a fucking cunt

subsitute teacher by eric north December 16, 2016

Message delivery subsystem 

an email account that will keep spamming your inbox sometimes when you try sharing something with lots of people

if only i wouldn't keep getting so many emails from Message delivery subsystem saying "message not sent" when i try sharing something to lots of school email accounts from my private email.

Message delivery subsystem by nobody else here March 25, 2017

subsistence farting 

When someone farts just enough for only the farter to smell it, and no one else.

Similar to subsistence farming, but related to passing gas and not raising crops.

Person A: *frrt*

Person B: Did you just fart? Why don't I smell it?

Person A: I guess only I can smell it.

Person B: Thank you for subsistence farting!

subsistence farting by tinkarink December 12, 2021

subtistable 

adj.) a combination word of submissive, autistic, and breedable.

choppeddubs is very subtistable.

subtistable by hyunjni October 10, 2023

Subtistible 

Submissive, autistic, and breedable

I'm just very subtistible

Subtistible by TinyPoo October 10, 2023