Subsistad

Subsistad (Subsisting + OMAD)

Some days I wasn’t dieting—I was subsistad. One meal a day, not by choice, but by survival.

by drspark September 12, 2025

Subsistentialism

The philosophical approach emphasizing the ontological relationship between an existentialist and his personal-use crops.

"Johnny won't share any of his bell peppers; he's into subsistentialism."

by Aristotle-FuckYeah October 1, 2009

subsistence farting

When someone farts just enough for only the farter to smell it, and no one else.

Similar to subsistence farming, but related to passing gas and not raising crops.

Person A: *frrt*

Person B: Did you just fart? Why don't I smell it?

Person A: I guess only I can smell it.

Person B: Thank you for subsistence farting!

by tinkarink December 12, 2021

subtistable

adj.) a combination word of submissive, autistic, and breedable.

choppeddubs is very subtistable.

by hyunjni October 10, 2023

subsistence

1. Surviving on the bare minimum of what you need to live.

2. An active RuneScape clan with well over a hundred members and 35+ level 100's.

I'm barely subsisting on these supplies we have here...

Hey look, it's Clan Subsistence! They're going to destroy us in a clan war!

by ygfbv April 22, 2011

subsist

1)To eat a relatviely narrow range of food choices at weird hours and with weird people. All the good foods are not eaten, and instead are replaced with crap foods.
2) To practice a dietary regimen that leaves one short and surly, with a ghetto booty parted in the middle by a range of thong underwear

'I subsist!'
'Are you fucking crazy? A bagel with salad dressing is NOT food.'

by El Gigante March 26, 2003

subsistence farming

Agriculture that provides food to the farmer and his/her family, with little or no product for trade. The practitioners are very susceptible to famine.

The Ethiopian practice of subsistence farming, is almost suicidal.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 13, 2010