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Dong suey chow 

Dong suey chow is an Asian noodle dish. It is a classic Maxism often used as a sexual reference to getting your "noodle" slurped by an Asian woman.
Max: I just got a dong suey chow at the local rub and tug.This day is well on its way.
Bakken: Yeehaw to that bruther!

chop suey! 

A song by the band system of a down. it was originally going to be named suicide but was change the chop suey as in "suey"cide. It was declared inappropriate to be played on the radio after the 9/11 tragedy
... i don't think you trust in my self righteous suicide... - chop suey!
chop suey! by 7acob May 19, 2010

Chop Suey 

A cheap Canto-Chinese American dish widely sold in US, consists of stir fried bok choy seasoned with oyster sauce and other left over meats or vegetables. Is refered to as cheap and widely available MAK-90's sold in the US before the Clinton ban.

AK-47 assault rifle, or Chinese MAK-90 variants, a slang originated in California/Bay area for chinese made Kalashnikovs. Can be Norinco and Polytech AK's.

Chinese made SKS rifle, usually modified to load AK magazines or drums.
I grab my chop suey and unload the 30 round banana.

He popped the trunk and delivered the chop suey to the customer.
Chop Suey by TEH YEH December 28, 2005

Chop Suey 

The act of placing someone's face against your ass and ripping a filthy dirty fart.
"Are you practicing karate son?"
"Yeah dad"
"You wanna learn chop suey son?"
"What's that?"
*places head against rear and passes gas*
Chop Suey by Pillarsofdrear December 23, 2020

Chop Suey 

The only song most people who say they listen to System of a Down have probably heard.
Jay: You listen to System of a Down
Mark: Fuck yeah, Chop Suey kicks ass!
Jay: Know any other songs by them?
Mark: ...
Jay: Dumbass
Chop Suey by Slither March 14, 2005

chop suey 

System of a Down's first heavily rotated single, soon pissed on and beaten to death by Avril Lavigne. The Tenacious D parody-cover, however, makes up for that.

It's also Chinese food.
You'd think that Chop Suey was too good to be ruined, but then that stupid bitch KILLED IT.

OR

Mmm, this is some tasty chop suey.
chop suey by Conan O'Brien November 15, 2003