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Subsistentialism 

The philosophical approach emphasizing the ontological relationship between an existentialist and his personal-use crops.
"Johnny won't share any of his bell peppers; he's into subsistentialism."

subciting 

1. A cruel and unusual punishment for masochistic first-year law students interested in furthering their competitive instincts in another academic venue.

2. The method by which egomaniacal law professors can get away with lazy academic work and/or inattention to detail.
Law reviews and student law journals feast on first-years willing to put in the requisite hours to subcite. Subciting entails verifying both the technical and substantive aspects of citations.
subciting by Harvard Law Man October 3, 2004

subsistence farting 

When someone farts just enough for only the farter to smell it, and no one else.

Similar to subsistence farming, but related to passing gas and not raising crops.
Person A: *frrt*

Person B: Did you just fart? Why don't I smell it?

Person A: I guess only I can smell it.

Person B: Thank you for subsistence farting!
subsistence farting by tinkarink December 12, 2021

subtistable 

adj.) a combination word of submissive, autistic, and breedable.
choppeddubs is very subtistable.
subtistable by hyunjni October 10, 2023

Subtistible 

I'm just very subtistible
Subtistible by TinyPoo October 10, 2023

subsistence 

1. Surviving on the bare minimum of what you need to live.

2. An active RuneScape clan with well over a hundred members and 35+ level 100's.
I'm barely subsisting on these supplies we have here...

Hey look, it's Clan Subsistence! They're going to destroy us in a clan war!
subsistence by ygfbv April 22, 2011