One who worships the state. This person may not be fully aware that they see the state as their God, but in every action they take they perform the same rituals as religious organizations. From mindlessly chanting(the pledge of allegiance) to the attribution of supernatural phenomena(taking money from some people to give it to others will somehow make us all richer) and even direct contradictions in their own personal beliefs(theft is wrong if done by an individual, but is somehow okay if done by the state through taxes).

Statheist: Taxation isn't theft, it's the price we pay for civilization.

Non-statheist: If your definition of civilization includes rampant theft, I want no part of it.

Statheist by Jopa16 October 11, 2013

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Keifer Sutherkush

A high level strain or marijuana based on the life of the talented actor, Keifer Sutherland

Man that Keifer Sutherkush was smooth. Kuuuush
Keifer suutherkushhhh..

Keifer Sutherkush by The Kushinator December 6, 2009

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Slatherfest

To slather Jif peanut butter all over one's body for sexual purposes. This can be done with a partner, in a group, or even by one's self. One can try this with Skippy or the generic brand, but the taste and consistency of Jif far surpasses these cheap substitutes. It has the unique ability to be able to go into cracks and crevices much better. A nice glass of cold milk should always be on hand when "Slatherfesting"
Slatherfests can get quite out of hand, The Valentine's Day Slatherfest of 2007 resulted in 12 hospitalizations.

"What did you do last night?"
"Dude, it was a slatherfest, I'll probably have Jif dingleberry for a week

Slatherfest by Nik Balash May 18, 2009

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reefer sutherland

when you are stoked up watching 24, and need a doobie to calm you down....it's a reefer sutherland

man, that jack baur really gets into hairy situtions definitely time for a reefer sutherland!!!

reefer sutherland by worderamma February 5, 2010

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suitheism

The understanding that one's own self is a god, but does not deny the existence of other gods.

Joe: Have you ever had the feeling that you are a god?
Jane: Do you mean suitheism? Yes, I know I'm a god.

suitheism by David Michael Cunningham January 6, 2008

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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