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The use of hair products for masturbation. Using hair spray for gripping purposes.
You can get a tight tug with some aqua net on your dick. I really want to abuse myself tonight so I am going to try the stylist.
Stylist by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006
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No Stylist 

This is when you have so much jewelry and style, you don’t need a stylist (someone who assists people look trendy and fashionable) to look good.
With all this swag and ice, I got this...No Stylist! As per French Montana’s song ft Drake-No Stylist: “Iced out, no stylist. New Chanel, St. Laurent, Gucci bag, huh.”
No Stylist by lugo_la_loca November 4, 2018

Hair Stylist 

A charming and charasmatic individual who has magical powers to transform your hair from grunge, to GLAM! Everyone needs a great hairstylist!
My Hair stylist is so amazing, she gave me the exact look I was going for!
Hair Stylist by vanityfair87 July 25, 2011

Fashion Stylist 

One who has a passion for fashion, an eye for detail and can coordinate clothes with accessories making one stand out a cut above the rest. Easily recognizable when one walks into a room by their well put together fashion sense. Almost as if they were a runway model.
A Fashion Stylist looks like a runway model or an everyday average person transformed into one by what they are wearing. One who can create this look for others.
Fashion Stylist by Fashion Stylist M November 17, 2013

legacy stylist 

A special type of hairstylist. A rare find. A master of their skill as well as an award winning personality. The hairstylist you will never forget. A legacy stylist.
She became the legacy stylist of the year, a true accomplishment!
legacy stylist by TheOnePerson August 27, 2014

Co-Stylist 

A hairstylist/cosmetologist that has completed their state requirements, has worked as an assistant and is now a Co-Stylist to an accomplished master stylist.
Sarahs Co-Stylist Ro will be applying your color today.
Co-Stylist by Ro$wagner August 6, 2022

Surrealist Facial Hair Stylist 

n.

1: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches in a way that aims to liberate the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative powers of the subconscious

2: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches that are themselves deemed to be surrealist

3: A hair dresser cuts or styles hair with his or her face or the face of another
ex. 1 My beard used to make me look boring until I started visiting a surrealist facial hair stylist.

ex. 2 My moustache is a lobster so I can only have it tended to by the most qualified surrealist facial hair stylists.

ex. 3 When the stylist ate the only pair of scissors in the establishment and began to chew my hair away, I knew I was dealing with a surrealist facial hair stylist.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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