Stupidified is the stage you reach after been smoking some weed with a friend. After been taking a couple of hits on the joint you sit there and discuss everything and nothing and you don't know why you said some things.
Shannon: What do you mean?
Bobo: Mean what, I'm not mean, I'm nice
Shannon: You said a helicopter can't land upside down
Bobo: Did I? Why can't it land upside down?
Shannon: I don't know
Bobo: What are we talking about, I feel completely stupidified
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.