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Struck out 

When you try to get through the bases but it ends before 4th base
Guy 1: I got to second base with Julia last night but I struck out
Guy 2: Man that sucks
Struck out by Jeicex1 January 3, 2019

Struck out the Bank Account 

Putting up a K. AKA putting up 1000 dollars in the bank.
A K means Kilo which means 1000. "Kilometer, Kilobyte"

In baseball when a person is struck out, the pitcher will receive a 'K' in the score books. They will also put up the letter 'K' on a sign usually in the outfield.

If you strike out your bank account you have put up a K which means putting 1000 dollars in your account.
Man: Man you've been working a lot.
Man2: I know but I just struck out the bank account again.
Man: I hear that, another $1000.

Struck Out Looking 

When a person is too nervous to speak to the person they are attracted to.
Kevin: Did Marcus go home with that girl last night?
Ed: No. we were there for three hours and he struck out looking.

Strunk Out 

1. So Stoned and Drunk all else is meaningless.
2. So Stoned and Drunk you can no longer form words and are basically experiencing a stoned drunk burnt out feeling.
3. So Stoned and Drunk all thought is thrown to the wind.
Dude: Egh err vebla berjeblah Erdeblah
Me: DUDE, you're so Strunk Out, you're no longer speaking human

Dude: Garble Gleaugh Bleaugh
Me: Now you're just speaking Garblovian, you seriously need help, Dude.
Dude: Gob Blaugh Blaugh
Me: Alright, I'm out, get help Dude.
Strunk Out by Abigail Asher October 15, 2023

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay 

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?