struanism 

an action, phrase or pose that is a perfect example of someone or something named "struan".

or

the faithful belief that someone or something named "struan" has status equal to that of a deity or demi-god; akin to a cult.

1. "i eat cheese really really slowly; i take immense pleasure from it" - a struanism.

2. "struan is god" - a struanism principle.

struanism by Spike May 3, 2003

stanism 

The belief that all living and non-living things are simply representations of one central being called STAN and that love and freedom can unite all representations. Believers often call themselves 'stanites' or 'stanists'.

Stanism keeps me from getting my homework finished. I just can't see the point in becoming anything else when we're all the same thing anyway!

stanism by The Council of the 13 December 16, 2010

Strabismus 

Misalignment of the eyes where one or both eyes droop(s) down, fixate(s) upward and/or turn(s) outward or inward, giving individuals the appearance of being cross-eyed and/or developmentally disabled. Sometimes (incorrectly) referred to as "lazy eye" or "wandering eye."

Impairs normal eye-contact and impacts interactions with others, often resulting in significant social stigma. Sufferers often feel overly self-conscious, report issues with self-esteem, and also face lifelong problems in social relationships, romantic pursuits and employment opportunities.

People often assume Greg is retarded because his strabismus problem gives him a comical cross-eyed appearance.

Strabismus by Funk N. Wagnalls March 9, 2015

Stanism 

Stanism is a medical diagnosis for a retard who is to obsessed with a person or person in the media.

Many people have been diagnosed with stanism ever since a popular creator has Rose to popularity. An example of this is dream.

Stanism by DEFAULT0101011 December 29, 2021

Statanism 

A virtually religious and nearly unlimited submission by citizens to any decree or edict coming from the state.

I lived in DC until May 2021. This is legitimately one reason I decided I had to leave. Not just because I was forced to wear a mask — but because most of my neighbors were into Statanism to such a high degree that they ENJOYED being forced to wear masks. This compliance and state worship with these mandates and restrictions which infringe greatly on basic human rights, bodily functions, or major life activities such as working for a living, going to school, breathing, or the right to choose or not choose to become part of an experimental medical product is very dark.

Statanism by The Florida Populist November 6, 2021

Strabismic 

Cross eyed

Penny; I walked up to his door to cuss his ass out for fkn with my pc and he looked so damn sexy with that golfers hat, I went Strabismic and couldn't even look in his eyes to do it.

Page: Why don't you ravage him already?

Ann: you know you want em

Penny: Fuck you both. He doesn't love me like that he just wants revenge.

Ann; how do you know?

Penny: He refuses to leave the home and bang me on the hood of my car again. Or spoon for hours catching up that matter.

Page: WTF is wrong with you?

Penny: IDK I'm a chicken shit. He is too. the worst part is we never even kissed once lol It was the wierdest emotoin ever felt.

Ann; He never kissed you!

Penny: Nope.

Page: is he gay?

Penny: don't ask dumb questions, I messed up enough already. I love the guy. His voice was my savoir a long time ago. it was all I needed to fall asleep. Was never about sex. I was jk about the car thing

Strabismic by mssannabellandu October 20, 2009

strabismic 

Uneven

The book is at its weakest when it merely summarizes the depositions of the major players and filters excerpts of their testimony through the manifestly strabismic eye of the litigant-author Anita Miller.

strabismic by Samojlowicz October 2, 2011