The book is at its weakest when it merely summarizes the depositions of the major players and filters excerpts of their testimony through the manifestly strabismic eye of the litigant-author Anita Miller.
by Samojlowicz October 02, 2011
Penny; I walked up to his door to cuss his ass out for fkn with my pc and he looked so damn sexy with that golfers hat, I went Strabismic and couldn't even look in his eyes to do it.
Page: Why don't you ravage him already?
Ann: you know you want em
Penny: Fuck you both. He doesn't love me like that he just wants revenge.
Ann; how do you know?
Penny: He refuses to leave the home and bang me on the hood of my car again. Or spoon for hours catching up that matter.
Page: WTF is wrong with you?
Penny: IDK I'm a chicken shit. He is too. the worst part is we never even kissed once lol It was the wierdest emotoin ever felt.
Ann; He never kissed you!
Penny: Nope.
Page: is he gay?
Penny: don't ask dumb questions, I messed up enough already. I love the guy. His voice was my savoir a long time ago. it was all I needed to fall asleep. Was never about sex. I was jk about the car thing
Page: Why don't you ravage him already?
Ann: you know you want em
Penny: Fuck you both. He doesn't love me like that he just wants revenge.
Ann; how do you know?
Penny: He refuses to leave the home and bang me on the hood of my car again. Or spoon for hours catching up that matter.
Page: WTF is wrong with you?
Penny: IDK I'm a chicken shit. He is too. the worst part is we never even kissed once lol It was the wierdest emotoin ever felt.
Ann; He never kissed you!
Penny: Nope.
Page: is he gay?
Penny: don't ask dumb questions, I messed up enough already. I love the guy. His voice was my savoir a long time ago. it was all I needed to fall asleep. Was never about sex. I was jk about the car thing
by mssannabellandu October 20, 2009