strooked

A person who is uptight, serious, strict, prude, sourpuss, taskmaster, grinch, nitpicker and / or annoying.

He’s Sooo strooked I can just hear his voice saying “oh wow you’re looking very unusual today” in his weird high pitched accent.

You’re kidding. What a strooked man! You should turn his electricity off one night.

I miss our strooked routines.

strooked by Hunners March 5, 2024

beef stroked 

To get your man handle rubbed on by a lady.

Dude, grant is going to whip out his dude meat and get his beef stroked by rachel tonight.

beef stroked by -taters- June 21, 2006

strooker 

Term used to describe a female who is a stripper and a hooker

I hope that dancer with the gleaming ass is a strooker

strooker by Dr.Mad May 8, 2008

stroked out 

something stopped working, or screwed up

Man,my vacuum stroked out and it's not picking up anything. Can I borrow yours?

stroked out by Cryptina March 15, 2006

Stoked, stroked and up in smoke 

A euphemism for blue balls or the female equivalent. Stoked about getting it, stroked for a little while, and then it all goes up in smoke and nothing happens.

"Man, last night blew. Stoked, stroked and up in smoke."

Stoked, stroked and up in smoke by Lanikai July 18, 2009

Stroked the mime 

Use to indicate either doing well in something or very poorly. A term that has become more and more prevelant in society over the past century. It originally began in the Middle Ages, when mimes (common performers in the medieval theatre or production) that performed poorly were often ordered lashed (known as "stroking" back then) with a whip by the local Bishop. As society developed and advanced, the whip was eventually phased out, however, mimes were unfortunately not. The negative meaning came from the disgraceful act of harming the enterainer (mime). However, as time moved on, and some aspects of society began to dislike and look down on the miming arts, this saying became postively used by members of the anti-mime movement. Today, it is often used in theatre, particularly in the mime entertainer community to describe a performance.

This phrase was often used by several well-known people in recent history such as Charles Lindbergh, Al Capone and U.S. President Harry S. Truman.

Thanks for knocking over my beer, you stroked the mime hard on that one

Stroked the mime by HarvardProfessor3 July 20, 2010

Stroked out 

When a person is so drunk or drugged up that they appear to be having a stroke.

Or the person is actually having a stroke.

"Fuck me man I was stroked out last night"

"Fucking keep her lit sinbad what was it like?"

"Wouldn't recommend it mate. It was like taking a shite in a third world country and then kimbo slice raped my most precious memory."

"Haha.Sacky bobo son"

Stroked out by Stroked out sexual predator August 4, 2009