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Strong one

The one that has to weaken, destroy, or humiliate everyone around them but themselves is not the strong one. The one that creates a spiral of betrayal, deceit, or tries to drive everyone around them crazy but themselves or set death traps to ensure their own survival isn't the strong one. As long as someone like that is around, nobody is allowed to be the strong one(s).
Not everyone has a strong one buried somewhere under their skin, but many do, though it's hard to see it when darkness prevails.
Strong one by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021
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The Shaggy is strong with this one... 

A phrase that describes the strong probability that a pre-teen lad will eventually discover and commit substantial interest and money to marijuana in his teen years and beyond. The labeling of said pre-teen is based on several signs, including but not limited to:
1. Pervasive sloth,
2. Inability to react to any situation with any affect other than "Woah dude, that's intense..." even when faced with legitimately urgent circumstances,
3. Otherworldly appetite for candy and sweets... Of any type, at any time and at any social, physical or emotional cost to himself or others,
4. Preference for human interaction only through online gaming platforms unless in-person, face to face interaction is required to obtain candy or a WiFi password... And even then the interaction is devoid of eye contact.
Little Bro 1: guys, let's bounce! The swimming pool only has free swim for another hour!
Little Bro 2: absolutely! Wait... Where the heck is Brian?
Little Bro 3: he's still sucking on his X-Box nipple. I'll get him- BRIAAAAANNNNNN!!! C'mon dude, let's get to the pool before it closes!
Brian (slurring through a cheek full of Skittles mixed with half-chewed Snickers bar): In a minute- I'm almost done making an awesome closet for my Minecraft pet pig, man...

Bro 1's Mom whispering to Bro 1's Dad: The Shaggy is strong with this one... Let's keep that in mind for a few years...

In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull 

Literally the best song ever wtf like how can a song be so good
*"In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull" starts playing*
Me: OOOOOOHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH

play the one string banjo

To use the midddle finger to strum the clit hood
I could sure stand to play the one string banjo tonight

one string banjo 

Kyle: What were you up to last night?
James: I was playing my guitar
Kyle: Yeah? are you sure it wasn't the one string banjo, u tosser

strongness 

to be strong, to use one's strenghth to your advantage
KC vs. Diva J when he is trying to take advantage of her or want something that she is pretending to refuse to give
strongness by DivaJ November 8, 2004

strongbone 

Name of a SLU hockey player who has a very big upper body and tiny little legs, and acts tough and badass to people all the time, but never actually got any playing time in games
Look at Holshouser, that strongbone is trying to drive a bus wasted!
strongbone by Goof February 26, 2004