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Stroking the Wookie
Jolliffe - "So you get any last night?"
Graham - "Yeah, I was stroking the wookie"
Jolliffe - "Aww mate you should tell her to shave"
Graham - "Yeah, I was stroking the wookie"
Jolliffe - "Aww mate you should tell her to shave"
Stroking the Wookie by Bond & Tinkham January 1, 2011
Dry Stroking
Dry Stroking by eskimo samurai March 23, 2009
Salami Stroking
Salami Stroking by Numba 1 Meskin April 23, 2011
im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick
audio message sent to some random user on instagram around 2018 - 2019 by rapper Stunna Boy Get Em. this was and still is used in meme edits
this isn't the first time he's said something like this either.
this isn't the first time he's said something like this either.
stunna boy get em: im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick
people: is he the next big thing out of chicago!?!?
people: is he the next big thing out of chicago!?!?
im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick by genericnpc09751 November 2, 2022
stroking the coxswain's daughter
stroking the coxswain's daughter by David March 22, 2004
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