A person who gets girls all the time, great friend, very athletic,sexy

Steffen means to fuck a girl so hard blood starts to flow out of her mouth.

An over religous homosexual who's life is consumed by the sport of football. Also one who likes boys and young men.

Wonderful for 18 years and leaves you for some stupid stripper whore! Great looking, tall, loving, until the year he finds something better. But no he will never tell. Youll have to be a mastermind and still he wont admit fault. What a catch...and waste...of years...not days.

an obese monster that is overly obsessed with batman, alabama, and call of duty.

To make a simple mistake on a master copy of something, thereby screwing up every subsequent edition. Every fruit of the poisonous Steffen tree has to be gone through line by line to ensure that the mistake is corrected.

Other renditions of Steffen include: steffening, steffened (past), steffen up 2: the SKUs, the steffenation, and steffen 2: electric boogaloo.

Steffen is an complete unsocial awkard "thing" to be around.
He goes to a rich white boy school, and loves being a nerd.
Bad skills with ladies in general. THINKS he can dance... but usually shouldn't bring up this subject cause he tends to dance randomly in public.