Strodel 

Just a faggot. Someone who will target random-ass people just to be a dick. Always nice to the opposite gender, sometimes sexually assaulting or even raping them.

A Strodel can be easily identified by their distinct gut and lack of hair. Strodels often give off a strong scent of hypocrisy. Generally found in schools or Catholic Churches. Strodels like to get themselves in positions of power, such as school principals or priests.

Person A: (walking in school hallways)
Strodel: Hey can I talk to you for a second?
Person A: yea sure what's up?
Strodel: Someone told me you were smoking in the bathroom.
Person A: So? It's not against the rules.

Strodel: I will ruin you.

Person A: is that a threat.

Strodel: come here you
Person A: (sexually assaulted)

Strodel by jason bourne its jesus christ March 9, 2020

strodel 

a gigantic cunt who is the most egotistical person you will ever meet and thinks he is better than you at everything
always tries to join in whatever your doing and follows you around and commits the biggest acts of douchebaggery possible

Person 1: Hey man whats up? You wanna go play basketball?
Person 2 (strodel): Yo I don't know, I'm so much better than you even though I don't play and you're on varsity.
Person 1: Shutup, you're such a strodel. I wasn't even talking to you.

strodel by pusspoundercuntcarnage69 May 26, 2013

rusty strudel 

A person with ginger colored pubes.

Girl: I liked him before I found out he was rusty strudel.

rusty strudel by bigpeep113 December 17, 2016

toester strudel 

When a man ejaculates on a girls toes and sucks her toes after

Girl: I want you to make me a toester strudel
Guy: I’ve got the icing so lemme see those toes girl

toester strudel by Quacky September 9, 2020

Sneaky Strudel 

An event describing the result of masturbating over someone's face, waking the sleeper as ejaculation occurs, and then the ejaculator running away before the waking sleeper realizes what has just happened.

My wife wanted to sleep in and I wanted a quickie before departing for work. Instead, I simply gave her a Sneaky Strudel.

Sneaky Strudel by foybat November 2, 2010

strokeloaf 

For one to empty bowles while swimming the breast stroke in order to escape the floaters

make sure you strokeloaf before you get out of the river to save on toilet paper!

strokeloaf by Fishoboy February 3, 2017

strudel noodle 

A strudel noodle is a baker who uses unpopular fillings such as prunes, parsnips or rutabagas instead of baked apples or baked cherries.

Marmaduke was a total failure as a baker: he was a strudel noodle.

strudel noodle by Cranberry Bob April 17, 2020