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stressles

'AAAAAA exams are so soon... feelin stressles'
by potato lawdd September 19, 2018
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Stressted

Stress and rested combined
I stressted over the weekend.
by Young Rebel00 October 23, 2023
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Stresslaxing

(v.) Being so stressed that relaxing makes you more stressed because you're not working on what's making you stressed.
Was gonna watch my favourite movie, but ended up stresslaxing...
by Iscara August 15, 2020
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Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest

Man this job is making me Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest.
by DL14097 October 11, 2019
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Stressmas

A winter season holiday that begins around the end of November, and culminates on December 25. The total level of stress accumulates exponentially the closer one gets to the 25th, and continues to linger above a background level at least until the end of January. As the financial, bad weather, health, and family stress cycles peak around the 25th of December, people celebrate by drinking copious amounts of alcohol and engaging in gluttonous behavior. Stressmas is also noted for its especially annoying music that plays on every radio stationan shopping center PA system, further exacerbating the stressful situation by creating a trigger that turns one violent and belligerent. Marked by long shopping lines and traffic for no reason, one cannot avoid celebrating Stressmas. Those with exes, inlaws, and children tend to celebrate Stressmas more faithfully than single people.
Merry Stressmas!
by Freddy Ferno December 18, 2010
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stresslexic

Becoming dyslexic under stress, such as when taking a test.
You write "esle" instead of "else", => rather than >=, or 1200 rather than 12000.

Based on the errors you made on your test, I believe you may be stresslexic.
by Mark Hutchenreuther October 27, 2005
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Stressed but Blessed

You are stressed out, but reminding yourself of all the blessings you have.
I'm having a really bad day...but I've got my health, I'm Stressed but Blessed
by novasmack September 9, 2010
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