Spending too much timeon the toilettrying to get trivial poo to drop off your ass, when in reality it could be easily wiped off. A major cause of 30 minute craps.
Ever heard of Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy? No one can relate to those high expectations.
Now get ready for a more acurate saying.Stressed depressed lemon zest! Great for whenever you are failing at life, which should be all the time.