street law 

1. DIY revenge law.
2. Inquisitorial law, finding someone guilty before you punish them, forcing them to have to prove their innocence for the punishment to stop.
3. When official police officers, prosecutors, and lawyers use subterfuge to attack someone with charge in the penal code to really punish you based on status (race, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, political view)

1. Under street law, for talking to the police you would get at least 2 black eyes and a broken leg or arm, up to death.

2. Those prosecutors are using street law to accuse you of criminal trespass, to get at you for being black. Don't trust them!
3. When someone applies street law, you need to think about the reason you're getting iced. No one's gonna tell you why.

street law by Joey2dope May 20, 2023

fifth street lawyer 

The biggest insult one can offer up to a Washington DC attorney -- especially one with an office on 15th Street.

DC Superior Court is on 5th Street, and cheap lawyers hang around there waiting for court-appointed cases. They are the bottom-feeders in an industry already consisting of scum-suckers.

Don't you ever call me a Fifth Street lawyer again, or I'll sue you!

fifth street lawyer by England phi beta gamma January 22, 2008

The Street Lawyer 

The Street Lawyer is a DC area criminal attorney, Lonny Bramzon, who is the attorney to call when you’re caught in a situation.

Yo, tell 12 nothin’ cuh. Imma call The Street Lawyer.

The Street Lawyer by l'ingénieur June 23, 2018

street lawyer 

noun
1. a person who has no law degree, no formal training in the legal system, yet insists on publicly giving legal advice or opinions on the legality of issues in which they have no actual bearing on how the law applies. Their opinions usually conflict with the actual law, and they are usually batshit-crazy psuedo-liberal retards, or ghetto savages.

Street Lawyer - "Yo, son! Stand Your Ground is some bullshit. Look at how Zimmerman got away with murder".

Despite the fact that Stand Your Ground didn't apply because Treyvon was on top of Zimmerman pounding his head in, and Zimmerman had no avenue of escape, and despite the fact that the definition of murder is an unlawful killing, and Zimmerman acted in self-defense.

street lawyer by masakari2012 March 7, 2014

Lawler Street 

1. A place that you go when you LAWL(lol,rofl) really hard.

2. The state of being in a ROFLing session that seems interminable.

3. A street in Jessup, Pennsylvania.

1. "That picture of those furries just totally took me to Lawler Street."

2. "OMG HELP ME (LOLOLOL) IM (LOLOL) I (LOLOL) CANT GET OUT OF LAWLER STREET!1"

3. "We have to pick Steve up. Turn right onto Lawler Street."

Lawler Street by AmazinglySexy December 6, 2006

Streetlamp Le Moose 

An amazing man famous for being a gentleman and being extremely attractive. Different from all the guys, he wears the latest trends before they're known but he's not a hipster, he just makes things awesome. Treats all girls with respect and doesn't let the big guy phase him, he helps them instead. Helps out all his friends to get to there full potential. Eventually becomes president of the United States and gets the world back on track.

"With that, Streetlamp Le Moose existed the stage. Abigail waited in the wings for him, embracing him she whispered seductively 'Hello Mr. President.'"

Streetlamp Le Moose by Flagellah May 27, 2013