8 definitions by Joey2dope
1. DIY revenge law.
2. Inquisitorial law, finding someone guilty before you punish them, forcing them to have to prove their innocence for the punishment to stop.
3. When official police officers, prosecutors, and lawyers use subterfuge to attack someone with charge in the penal code to really punish you based on status (race, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, political view)
2. Inquisitorial law, finding someone guilty before you punish them, forcing them to have to prove their innocence for the punishment to stop.
3. When official police officers, prosecutors, and lawyers use subterfuge to attack someone with charge in the penal code to really punish you based on status (race, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, political view)
1. Under street law, for talking to the police you would get at least 2 black eyes and a broken leg or arm, up to death.
2. Those prosecutors are using street law to accuse you of criminal trespass, to get at you for being black. Don't trust them!
3. When someone applies street law, you need to think about the reason you're getting iced. No one's gonna tell you why.
2. Those prosecutors are using street law to accuse you of criminal trespass, to get at you for being black. Don't trust them!
3. When someone applies street law, you need to think about the reason you're getting iced. No one's gonna tell you why.
by Joey2dope May 21, 2023
Stands for Constitutional Sheriff's Peace Officers Association. A group of dirty cops nationwide who believe in the Constitution, as they interpret it, not the Supreme Court. They advocate for the dissolution of the USA by separating into 50 sovereign states.
An anti-government extremist movement inside our law enforcement agencies who believe that constitutional rights only apply to them, not anyone else.
An anti-government extremist movement inside our law enforcement agencies who believe that constitutional rights only apply to them, not anyone else.
"There was an outside contractor present at chemical plant explosion, but there was nothing to link him to the scene of the crime. I conclude it as a freak accident," said Sheriff Conner, a member of the CSPOA.
Defendant: "You violated my rights!"
CSPOA Sheriff - "The original framers of the Constitution did not have in mind any of the so-called rights that defendant alleges to have been violated. Because no right initially existed, it is impossible for me to have violated it."
CSPOA Officer- "I didn't arrest him for molesting those children because he told me that he was a sovereign citizen and that his religious beliefs allow him to have multiple underage wives. I have to honor that, because it says so in the First Amendment. He committed no crime."
Defendant: "You violated my rights!"
CSPOA Sheriff - "The original framers of the Constitution did not have in mind any of the so-called rights that defendant alleges to have been violated. Because no right initially existed, it is impossible for me to have violated it."
CSPOA Officer- "I didn't arrest him for molesting those children because he told me that he was a sovereign citizen and that his religious beliefs allow him to have multiple underage wives. I have to honor that, because it says so in the First Amendment. He committed no crime."
by Joey2dope May 25, 2023
To be a "Vicky Weaver" is to have no chance against the federal and state government.
Vicky Weaver was the wife of Randy Weaver at the Ruby Ridge standoff. The government had so much derogatory information that they were waging a genocide and a Christian fundamentalist/white supremacist takeover of the government. When they said "I'm a real Christian!" one too many times, the government made a preemptive strike.
Vicky Weaver was the wife of Randy Weaver at the Ruby Ridge standoff. The government had so much derogatory information that they were waging a genocide and a Christian fundamentalist/white supremacist takeover of the government. When they said "I'm a real Christian!" one too many times, the government made a preemptive strike.
Those antigovernment militias are so obvious! They're definitely gonna end up like Vicky Weaver. They need to be more secretive !
Fed 1: Let's give those little anti-gov punks a case of Vicky Weaver brains.
Fed 2: rotflmao
Fed 3: Vicky weaver brains! You're killing me! Hahahahahaha!
Fed 4: Vicky weaver brains it is, then. Just what the doctor ordered.
Fed 1: Let's give those little anti-gov punks a case of Vicky Weaver brains.
Fed 2: rotflmao
Fed 3: Vicky weaver brains! You're killing me! Hahahahahaha!
Fed 4: Vicky weaver brains it is, then. Just what the doctor ordered.
by Joey2dope July 17, 2023
Whenever a troll realizes he can one-up everybody by acting and emulating he-man emulating the power and self-confidence of He-man, all the while censoring online the animated content of his minions or group so that they never actually see the Real He Man, which would totally kill him on its face, physically speaking, once they saw the abs, the face, and natural popularity of the original He-Man. Such infected individuals live solely to obliterate He-man and every digital footprint of him off the face of the universe, or else they’re nothing at all.
“Drats, that’s skeletor! Turn that off!” said the botnet administrator clinically diagnosed with I’m He-man Syndrome, in another close call with fate.
by Joey2dope November 30, 2019
Where Christian fundamentalists go to law school to learn how to deprive rights, persecute others, coerce contracts, file frivolous suits, impose harsh sentences, and scam the courts in the name of so-called "religious freedom" in secret boot camps that other law students don't know about.
Jew:" He's actually arguing that he his religious freedom gives him the right to harass and kill Jews and gays!"
Gay: Oh my, he must have gone to Baylor Law School. God speed!
The Baylor Law School prosecutor said "sign here and confess, right now, or else they're gonna impose serious consequences and add another charge. You don't want that do you? Sign here."
The Baylor Law School Judge's ruling was: "Because the defendant was smoking a fag in a school zone, we're imposing the maximum sentence of 20 years to send a clear message to the public that "smoking fags" on school premises is a serious offense."
I wish I could get into Baylor Law School.
Gay: Oh my, he must have gone to Baylor Law School. God speed!
The Baylor Law School prosecutor said "sign here and confess, right now, or else they're gonna impose serious consequences and add another charge. You don't want that do you? Sign here."
The Baylor Law School Judge's ruling was: "Because the defendant was smoking a fag in a school zone, we're imposing the maximum sentence of 20 years to send a clear message to the public that "smoking fags" on school premises is a serious offense."
I wish I could get into Baylor Law School.
by Joey2dope May 25, 2023
In white supremacist vernacular, the past tense and past participle of "to stick" is "sticked." Commonly heard among corrupt white police officers.
Same meaning as "stuck up"
Someone who is sticked up is aloof from others because they believe their superior; snobbish; conceited; arrogant.
Same meaning as "stuck up"
Someone who is sticked up is aloof from others because they believe their superior; snobbish; conceited; arrogant.
1. That sticked up bitch has it coming.
2. "That sticked up little attitude of yours is the REAL reason I arrested you, blackie! If I were you, I'd lose the 'tude between now and the time you get to the judge" said the white female cop.
2. The police officer to all his other buddies: "I went to a prostitute and told her that if she didn't let me stick it up her butt, I'd arrest her for prostitution. So I sticked it up her chocolate starfish."
2. "That sticked up little attitude of yours is the REAL reason I arrested you, blackie! If I were you, I'd lose the 'tude between now and the time you get to the judge" said the white female cop.
2. The police officer to all his other buddies: "I went to a prostitute and told her that if she didn't let me stick it up her butt, I'd arrest her for prostitution. So I sticked it up her chocolate starfish."
by Joey2dope May 25, 2023
The pronunciation of the word "enigma," in African American Vernacular English. Originally a product of consonant cluster replication, namely the "ni" in enigma is repeated twice to produce "enignima," it is reaching its way into white vernacular speech.
An enignima is something that is mysterious, puzzling, or difficult to understand.
An enignima is something that is mysterious, puzzling, or difficult to understand.
I don't know how I woke up just in time before the fire. It's a real enignima, God must have been looking over me.
The Americans cracked the German Enignima Code to win the war.
I like to listen to Enignima when I'm making love.
The Americans cracked the German Enignima Code to win the war.
I like to listen to Enignima when I'm making love.
by Joey2dope May 21, 2023