Straty

The words indie and hipster have been way overused and now mean nothing to real independent figures in modern culture. Someone thinks that they are an indie hipster if they dye their hair green or take a picture with a fisheye camera. So, out of the darkness emerged a new word. A subtle word that will slowly take the contemporary, subcultured, and independent people of this world by storm. This word is Straty which came from the group of words: crafty abstracted. Welcome to the straty movement.

Tom: "That kid is so fuckin straty, I mean look at his old band tee, ozzy shades, and laced up kicks."

Oliver: "He's so straty, I'm jealous of his artsy culture"

by Tommie Where August 5, 2011

shotgun strategy

This is a problem solving approach, which attempts many varied solutions; versus a rifle strategy in which a single focused solution is attempted.

The sales manager decided on a shotgun strategy to boost sales, by using several salesmen with different approaches.

by I, Wreckerrr October 3, 2016

orang strat

An imposter strat where the reporter of the body gets to taste stardust.

First known victim was orange crewmate "Bubs" whose helpless body floated through space as the chat echoed "orang".

*Bubs was not An Impostor*
Charlie: "Yee-haw, another good win. Classic orang strat."

by miss carridge November 25, 2020

pro strat

Short for Professional Strategy.
A strategy or certain way of doing things that is adopted by pros and thus very good.

A Strategy that is used by professionals.
This strategy can be used for even simple everyday tasks, such as cooking eggs, washing cars, or going to the grocery store a certain way; the pro strat way.

by TheMish January 4, 2012

fat guy strategy

The term for the strategy of waiting until the foodservice employee puts the first portion of meat on your sandwich/burrito/whatever to ask for double meat. That way, the size of the first portion isn't compromised by the knowledge that a second portion is coming, and sets a precedent portion size for the second portion, avoiding any size discrepancy between first and second portions. Particularly effective at Chipotle.

Employee - "What kind of meat, sir?"
Fat Guy - "Chicken, my man."
E - *Scoop*
E - "Any vegetables?"
FG - "Actually, can I get double chicken?"
E - "Godfuckingdammit okay."
FG - "Fat Guy Strategy wins again."

by blarglwharbl July 19, 2014

Stratford

An area of northeast London, UK, situated in Newham, one of the poorest boroughs in the city. It has recently acquired some degree of fame as the location of the main Olympic Stadium for London 2012, leading to it becoming known as the "Olympic Borough". The problem with this is that it has led to the whole area being a perpetually unfinished mess of roadworks and chewing gum, with the glitz and glamour of Westfield and the Stadium separated by a literal wall of shops from the grimy residential areas full of kebab houses, flower shops and knife crime. In short, a complete and utter mess. To be avoided if at all possible - unless you live there, in which case you probably don't have enough money to leave.

Since the Olympic building projects got underway I've found it increasingly difficult to leave my house, since I live in Stratford.

by thehuw July 22, 2012

Clean Up Strat

A "Clean Up Strat" is when you have an orgasm while you are in the shower, leading to an easy clean up using the water provided by the shower.

Joey and Will pulled off a clean up strat before bed last night!

by Joey Arsenault and Will Forbes January 12, 2021