strappadicktome 

The act of strapping on a fake dick. or a contraption made up of a dildo with a body harness made of several straps

This was also the nickname of a wanker i worked with

I didnt have a penis so i had to wear my strappadicktome

strappadicktome by schminky March 24, 2009

Strapadicktome 

The medical operation in which a female is changed into a male

Cindy: 'My Susan, thats a large penis you have there'

Susan: 'Yeah I just had a strapadicktome. from now on you call me Steve. Bitch.'

Strapadicktome by Psyberdyne System August 23, 2008

strapadicktome 

Noun: A ratchet tool for tightening and then cutting the surplus off nylon cable ties or 'straps' without leaving a sharp point protruding.
Familiar due to sounding a bit like 'appendectomy'. Phrase in use by employees of GEC in UK in 1980s.

Shouted the length of a telephone exchange or similar electrical engineering environment "Who's got my strapadicktome? I'll have to trim these with side cutters."

strapadicktome by McCririck's unlucky Laundress July 20, 2008

strapadicktome 

to purchase a strap on dildo

Sharons getting a strapadicktome!

strapadicktome by baser June 4, 2003

Strapadicktome 

The medical operation in which a female is changed into a male

Cindy: 'My Susan, thats a large penis you have there'

Susan: 'Yeah I just had a strapadicktome bitch. from now on call me Steve. Bitch.'

Strapadicktome by Psyberdyne System February 4, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020