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izzy stradlin 

A very talented musician and guitarist, who played in Guns N' Roses, and was thier best songwriter; He was also the first to leave the band voluntarily in 1991 because of creative differences. He formed a group called Izzy stradlin' and the ju ju hounds and prouduced a few albums. for a short time it looked like he would be part of the velvet revolver line up, but in the end declined.
Izzy stradlins real name is jeffery isbell.
izzy stradlin by qwertyasp June 29, 2006
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Izzy Stradlin 

The unsung hero of Guns N' Roses. Was the rhythm guitarist until he left during the Use Your Illusion tour. Was a good guitarist, just didn't feel like doin' solos like Slash. It could be said that GNR could be separate into an Izzy era and a no Izzy era, since the stuff made when he was there was great and afterwords it sucked. It's a shame that no one knows who he is now.
Izzy Stradlin wrote the lyrics and/or music for these songs:

Nightrain
Mr. Brownstone
Paradise City
Think About You
Dust N' Bones
You Ain't the First
Double Talkin' Jive
Don't Cry

You Could Be Mine
etc.
Izzy Stradlin by TheRedMan48 December 31, 2011

Strainer Job 

A fetish act. A person holds a clear plastic/glass strainer mere inches from their face, and another person violently sprays semi-chunky soup like diarrhea from their anus into the strainer. The strainer then strains the liquid fecal matter onto the recipient's face. The left over chunky fecal matter can be used as seen fit. (Note: for suggested uses ov the solid fecal matter, please refer to the list below.)

1.) Eat the solid fecal matter.

2.) Use the solid fecal matter for a fecal transfer.

3.) Insert the solid fecal matter back into the person's anus who originally discharged it, and go for round two.

4.) Make chocolate chocolate-chip cookies. (Use dingle berries for chocolate-chips.)

5.) Use as warpaint.

6.) Make brownies.

7.) Soft serve icecream.

8.) Fudge blocks.
"Open up my pretties, it's feeding time." squawked Debra. As she squatted down, her hairy, flabby, ass in full view through the strainer. She then proceeded to violently shit chunky shit soup in the strainer all over Jasen and Brent's smiling faces as they held hands and asked for another strainer job.
Strainer Job by BigEvil13 August 9, 2016

Strapping it

Strapping it refers to a male whose penis is so long it cannot fit inside his pants, resulting in him having to strap it around his legs to keep it from dangling to his feet. Typically involves a belt or velcro.
"wow look at tyrone hes definitely strapping it"
Strapping it by Big_Boy99 February 28, 2019

piss-strainers 

The underwear of the elderly or incontinent, frequently odoriferous and sallow.
Fucking hell, Mary, Ocardo's come early. Get your piss-strainers on, you old dingbat!

soup strainer 

A long moustache that hangs over the upper lip, tending to catch stray food particles as they travel into the mouth.
In the film Born on the Fourth of July, Tom Cruise sported a soup strainer throughout the scenes set in Mexico.
soup strainer by Go4baroque1969 October 24, 2006

Seraphine 

1.Six winged angel that guards the thrown of God. Guardian Angel. Highest order of Angel

2. Every man's dream. The one woman who will get a guy to settle down. Usually described as beautiful, sweet, caring, sexy, honest, romantic. Gives her all in a relationship.

3. Every girl's best friend. The one to talk and laugh with, who will listen to problems and dry tears when they fall. Usually described as sweet, kind, caring. An honest friend who will never do anything to hurt someone.

4. A woman who never gives up. Independent and strong-willed, she knows what she wants and goes after it. Usually described as strong-willed, opinionated, independent. Nothing holds her back from achieving her dreams.

5. A woman who keeps her head up through hard times. No matter where life takes her she keeps a smile on her face. Usually described as strong. She learns from life experiences and lets them build her up.

6.Ardent, Burning
She is my Seraphine
Seraphine by Ocean Queen August 5, 2009