Stapling 

When you're eating out a person of the same sex, missionary style.... Making it look like a stapler, stapling paper.

Taylor: Matt stapling is not a thing...

Matt: Well it is now. did you see that chick stapling her partner?

Stapling by Scissoring is a thing April 4, 2016

Stapling 

Similar to 2 women scissoring. 2 men pegging each other simultaneously

I just walked in on men stapling each other at a truck stop

Stapling by Batbida November 28, 2019

Stapling 

The male equivalent to scissoring when two males simultaneously are inserting their penises into each others anus.

Bro I was so drunk last night that Chad and I ended up stapling eachother.

Stapling by THE Stapler-er August 5, 2023

Stapling 

Stapling is the act of using a stapler to staple your urethra shut and to piss, cum and possibly blood to seep out of your stapled shut urethra

Hey man wanna come over and do some stapling after school

Ew no what the fuck

Stapling by Therealgoonin February 15, 2025

stapling your own hand 

stapling your own hand is suicide

Are you stapling your own hand?

stapling your own hand by pdtd December 3, 2021

stapling a sticky note 

Used to describe someone taking joy in doing extra work that will make little or no difference (a sticky note should stick to a surface by itself, but some add a staple to it just to make sure it does not).

Your brother was stapling a sticky note when he made a second batch of pasta even when he knew the first batch was more than enough.

stapling a sticky note by Brother's Third Wheel May 3, 2018

stapling it up 

Actions deriving from living in your grandma's basement for years and playing Quake III/Half Life 2. This activity tends to lead to pedophilia, alcoholism, baldness, unemployment, poverty and a whole range of social ineptitude.

"Dude, Chris got fired from his job driving a van. He's really stapling it up now."

stapling it up by InfInIty13X October 20, 2007