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Straints

The best Call of Duty player ever alive. Better than anyone on MLG and Game Battles.
Yo that guy Straints is so good at Call of Duty, I wish one day I could be as good as him
by MLG Fourms March 4, 2011
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Straints

The best/tryhard Xbox player in the world. Better than MLG or anyone in gamebattles!
Straints is too good for MLG
by Big Papi Chulo February 26, 2011
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Straints

The best/tryhard Xbox player in the world. Better than MLG or anyone in gamebattles!
Straints is too good for MLG
by Big Papi Chulo February 26, 2011
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dire straits

to be in serious shit !!!! to be fucked up !!!
you dumasses don't even know your own language !!! You're in Dire straits
by estranger October 7, 2010
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Dire Straits

The most useful way to divide the body of music created by man, is into Dire Straits, and non-Dire Straits.

Once you've learned to appreciate the subtely and refinement of Knopfler and company, every other artist pales in comparsion.

Eric Clapton has admitted an inferiority complex because of Knopfler's majestic guitar stylings.

Dire Straits: will there ever be a better band?
"Dire Straits is the only band that plays like an organic whole" -- Bob Dylan.
by Chris from Vancouver July 7, 2005
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Dire Straits

A awesome band, who plays tightly, amazing guitar solos, very unappreciated in the younger generation, and that's a shame because this band "played as an organic whole" - Bob Dylan
Probably the most popular of their songs (lthough they wrote many good songs) is "The Sultans of Swing"
Damn man I cruise to the dire straits album in my tempo. It's the best cassette I own.
by Will stuck in OntARIO November 16, 2005
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Chris Straits

phrase taken from a combination of Chris Rea and Dire Straits meaning Dire Rea (diarrhea)
man: "ooh, I've got a touch of the Chris Straits this morning!"
girl: "Too much information thank you!"
man: "Like you've never had Chris Straits before?!"
girl: "Yes but I don't advertise when I have Chris Straits"
man: "No, but sometimes your Chris Straits advertises you!"
by Acme420 September 20, 2013
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