straightoid

Someone who is straight.

"DId you hear what Gabe said about that lesbian?"

"I hate that straightoid"

straightoid by HikariCheats July 23, 2026

straightoid

Someone who is straight.

"DId you hear what Gabe said about that lesbian?"

"I hate that straightoid"

straightoid by HikariCheats July 23, 2026

Straightophobe

A gay or lesbian person who acts like ass in order to elicit an negative response from persons they believe to be straight. Then that gay or lesbian person attempts to attribute that negative response to being homophobic instead of attributing it to the fact that they are indeed being an asshole.

I punched you in the throat because you elbowed my girlfriend in the face on the dance floor and not because your gay, you fucking "straightophobe" asshole.

Straightophobe by Robobear April 17, 2014

straightie 

1) a "straight" heterosexual individual
2) an edge piece of a puzzle with one or two "straight" sides

1) Natalie is a straightie, because she likes men.
2) While making a puzzle: I'm still looking for the last two straighties.

straightie by David Noodel February 9, 2010

Straightlifepartner 

A platonic life parter; sometimes doubles as a best friend, co-worker, ect...
Two individuals bonded by unicorns and the government at birth; not able to be separated thus, partners for life.
Heterosexual life partner

Addie and Danielle are straightlifepartners, so on average they spend 20 hours a day together.

Straightlifepartner by AddieJ December 19, 2008

straightophobic 

Straightophobic is a personality disorder, or adjective describing a person with this personality disorder, or describing one who is a Straightophobe, where people of a sexual orientation other than "straight" behave poorly towards straight persons (usually of the masculine gender) in order to elicit negative responses from those straight individuals and then attempt to attribute that negative response to being homophobic or being a homophobe, when in reality the straight person is expressing a negative response due to the nature of that is a straightophobe or is straighophobic and is displaying that negative behaviour.

Your straightophobic if you think that kicked your ass because you are gay/lesbian/transgender, you know I kicked your ass because you needed an ass kicking for being a straighophobe and trying to may be look intolerant of other lifestyles and personal life choices and sexual orientations. Shame on you sir.

straightophobic by therealcowboybob November 23, 2017

Straighties 

Slang used in some gay communities as an umbrella term for a group of straight/heterosexual peoples.

You know those straighties. They love to get divorced.

Straighties by sanfranmale February 14, 2012