Skip to main content

straightoid

"DId you hear what Gabe said about that lesbian?"

"I hate that straightoid"
straightoid by HikariCheats July 23, 2026

Straightophobe

A gay or lesbian person who acts like ass in order to elicit an negative response from persons they believe to be straight. Then that gay or lesbian person attempts to attribute that negative response to being homophobic instead of attributing it to the fact that they are indeed being an asshole.
I punched you in the throat because you elbowed my girlfriend in the face on the dance floor and not because your gay, you fucking "straightophobe" asshole.
Straightophobe by Robobear April 17, 2014

straightie 

1) a "straight" heterosexual individual
2) an edge piece of a puzzle with one or two "straight" sides
1) Natalie is a straightie, because she likes men.
2) While making a puzzle: I'm still looking for the last two straighties.
straightie by David Noodel February 9, 2010

Straightlifepartner 

A platonic life parter; sometimes doubles as a best friend, co-worker, ect...
Two individuals bonded by unicorns and the government at birth; not able to be separated thus, partners for life.
Heterosexual life partner
Addie and Danielle are straightlifepartners, so on average they spend 20 hours a day together.
Straightlifepartner by AddieJ December 19, 2008

straightophobic 

Straightophobic is a personality disorder, or adjective describing a person with this personality disorder, or describing one who is a Straightophobe, where people of a sexual orientation other than "straight" behave poorly towards straight persons (usually of the masculine gender) in order to elicit negative responses from those straight individuals and then attempt to attribute that negative response to being homophobic or being a homophobe, when in reality the straight person is expressing a negative response due to the nature of that is a straightophobe or is straighophobic and is displaying that negative behaviour.
Your straightophobic if you think that kicked your ass because you are gay/lesbian/transgender, you know I kicked your ass because you needed an ass kicking for being a straighophobe and trying to may be look intolerant of other lifestyles and personal life choices and sexual orientations. Shame on you sir.
straightophobic by therealcowboybob November 23, 2017

Straighties 

Slang used in some gay communities as an umbrella term for a group of straight/heterosexual peoples.
You know those straighties. They love to get divorced.
Straighties by sanfranmale February 14, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
Load more