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Slang used in some gay communities as an umbrella term for a group of straight/heterosexual peoples.
You know those straighties. They love to get divorced.
by sanfranmale January 24, 2012
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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N.
1. A womanizing man who hits on a gay man's female friends.
2. Slang used in homosexual communities for the epitomy of a straight man; a ladies man.
by chris g October 26, 2003
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bunch of homophobic straight bitches who closeted asf and use the #FuckOffLGBT hashtag to boost their fragile ego
on twitter: "lmao look at them straighties being pussies, waiting for that coming out post of yours ❤"
by PurpleLuke August 28, 2020
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Someone who turns down a sausage party with the boys , A female Lover , a straighty180
hey Justin me and the boys gonna go choke on some Wang. You in ?

Nah man might just hang with the missus tonight.

your such a straighty180 faggot!
by DaJeww November 17, 2018
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A straight person who is really paranoid about looking gay.
Guy: So, I heard Sarah asked you out.

Girl: Yeah, it was a total set-up.

Guy: Really?

Girl: Yep. I could it was a set-up before she even told me! She seemed miserable! She's all like,

"Oh my god, uh—hi, will you go out with me? Please say no! This is just a dare! I like boys!"

And I'm like,
"Okay, no. I have a girlfriend.

Peace out."

Guy: Oh wow..

Girl: I know, right!? What an obvious straighty!
by KirstInsane June 14, 2016
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A non-gay person, who is otherwise classified as a homo. See also Cory.
Alex:Dude, I dont know why your so straight.
Cory:NO! I am not a straighty, I think about dicks all day long!
by Auer March 06, 2008
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