stove-piper 

A person that is a hack at their trade. The handle describes a lack of foresight and poor technique.

(Like the old Mickey Mouse cartoon pot-bellied stove).

"Dude is fast, but he's total stove-piper!"

stove-piper by DB0380 September 12, 2009

Scottish Stovepipe 

When one gentleman injects Scotch Whisky down his urethra and then proceeds to blast the Scotch Whisky and semen into another gentleman's rectal cavity.

Hey Hoff, we have all of this Islay Scotch Whiskey left over and it's way to smokey and peaty for me. What should we do with it? Oh I know! Give me a "Scottish Stovepipe" bro!

Scottish Stovepipe by randledw September 19, 2013

dutch stovepipe 

The act of farting in a Snuggie and putting the sleeve in someone's face for them to smell it.

Jimmy just farted in his snuggie and gave his wife a Dutch Stovepipe.

dutch stovepipe by chefjiz October 1, 2009

Stovepipe

When the partially ejected brass case of a bullet gets lodged in between a gun's bolt and receiver, preventing practically any forward or reward movement of the bolt, and resulting in a jam from hell.

"Rack the slide, man."
"I can't, it's stovepiped. Get me a stick to pry it out with, stat!"

Stovepipe by pac103 May 16, 2007

scissors paper stone

The action of a german porn star as he prepares to fist a woman. (either anal or vaginal). the action of the scissors to penetrate, the paper to lubricate and the stone to penetrate.

My twat is as lose as a wizards sleeve afer i played scissors paper stone with Ilja the german porn star

scissors paper stone by andrew james robertson esq. May 17, 2003

stovepipe

A temporary view the anus takes after the act of anal sex. When the penis (or penis shaped device) is pulled out of the ass, the anus is sometimes left temporarily gaping wide open. This allows for a clear view into the ass thus creating the affect you might get when looking down a stovepipe.

After a few seconds the anus will usually contract back to normal shape.

Millie: Holy cow, after finding my mom's video tapes in her closet. I watched my Dad totally stovepiped her. I mean it looked like you could see all the way to China. No wonder my Mom was walking funny the next day.
Holly: You're Dad is totally hot. He could stovepipe me anyday.
Millie: I'll ask. Maybe my Mom could film it.

stovepipe by Ted Hollister May 13, 2011

stovepipe

The act of highly inspired and brutal sodomization.

I'm gonna stovepipe you like a catholic schoolboy at confession.

stovepipe by Obis November 18, 2004