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When the partially ejected brass case of a bullet gets lodged in between a gun's bolt and receiver, preventing practically any forward or reward movement of the bolt, and resulting in a jam from hell.
"Rack the slide, man."
"I can't, it's stovepiped. Get me a stick to pry it out with, stat!"
by pac103 May 16, 2007
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A temporary view the anus takes after the act of anal sex. When the penis (or penis shaped device) is pulled out of the ass, the anus is sometimes left temporarily gaping wide open. This allows for a clear view into the ass thus creating the affect you might get when looking down a stovepipe.

After a few seconds the anus will usually contract back to normal shape.
Millie: Holy cow, after finding my mom's video tapes in her closet. I watched my Dad totally stovepiped her. I mean it looked like you could see all the way to China. No wonder my Mom was walking funny the next day.
Holly: You're Dad is totally hot. He could stovepipe me anyday.
Millie: I'll ask. Maybe my Mom could film it.
by Ted Hollister April 22, 2011
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The act of highly inspired and brutal sodomization.
I'm gonna stovepipe you like a catholic schoolboy at confession.
by Obis November 18, 2004
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a shooting term used when on a (gun) line or firing range; a round that does not extract all the way out of a "semi-automatic pistol or rifle" after fired; the round will be pointing toward the sky thus with a tad of smoke coming out; to look like a stove pipe;malfunction with a pistol or magazine
"Shit, my Beretta stove piped again."
by Gabe July 05, 2003
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Popular size of beer that comes in a tall, wide can. Usually 24 oz. or more. Sold individually, and by the case.
Dude, all i had to do was move that guy's couch. I got a stovepipe out of it.
by ss74 June 26, 2010
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