storybating

Storybating is when you masturbate to Someones story, either written or told.

This girl texted me how she got drunk and had sex with another girl, I can’t stop storybating!

by JobbyBB August 9, 2020

Snorebating

Being so hammered from parting that you pass out and start masturbating while you snore.

I'm never sharing a hotel room with Mike again. Bastard was snorebating in the middle of the night.

by cuban68stylz November 20, 2013

Pac-sturbating

The act of playing Pac-Man or Ms.Pac-Man while masturbating.

I couldn't decide whether to play Pac-Man or masturbate, so I ended up pac-sturbating.

by Izmar July 12, 2010

Whaa-sturbating

(v) The act of simultaneously crying and masturbating while using your own tears for lubrication

After finding out his girlfriend was a prostitute, he went into a state of depression and spent his lonely nights whaa-sturbating in his apartment.

by SaadOff5 October 13, 2016