storybating

Storybating is when you masturbate to Someones story, either written or told.

This girl texted me how she got drunk and had sex with another girl, I can’t stop storybating!

storybating by JobbyBB August 9, 2020

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Snorebating

Being so hammered from parting that you pass out and start masturbating while you snore.

I'm never sharing a hotel room with Mike again. Bastard was snorebating in the middle of the night.

Snorebating by cuban68stylz November 20, 2013

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storybating • Snorebating • Pac-sturbating • Whaa-sturbating

Pac-sturbating

The act of playing Pac-Man or Ms.Pac-Man while masturbating.

I couldn't decide whether to play Pac-Man or masturbate, so I ended up pac-sturbating.

Pac-sturbating by Izmar July 12, 2010

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Whaa-sturbating

(v) The act of simultaneously crying and masturbating while using your own tears for lubrication

After finding out his girlfriend was a prostitute, he went into a state of depression and spent his lonely nights whaa-sturbating in his apartment.

Whaa-sturbating by SaadOff5 October 13, 2016

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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