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Snorebating 

Being so hammered from parting that you pass out and start masturbating while you snore.
I'm never sharing a hotel room with Mike again. Bastard was snorebating in the middle of the night.
Snorebating by cuban68stylz November 20, 2013

Pac-sturbating 

The act of playing Pac-Man or Ms.Pac-Man while masturbating.
I couldn't decide whether to play Pac-Man or masturbate, so I ended up pac-sturbating.
Pac-sturbating by Izmar July 12, 2010

Whaa-sturbating 

(v) The act of simultaneously crying and masturbating while using your own tears for lubrication
After finding out his girlfriend was a prostitute, he went into a state of depression and spent his lonely nights whaa-sturbating in his apartment.
Whaa-sturbating by SaadOff5 October 13, 2016
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026