Definitions by SaadOff5

Pathirsty 

When someone shamelessly posts selfies or comments on others’ photos in a pathetic and thirsty attempt to gain attention in the hopes of losing their virginity or continuing their whore-ing streak.

******** posted her selfie to a Facebook dating group seeking comments from equally pathetic men. Both are “pathirsty”.

***** from Trenton commented “sexy toes DM me” on a female celebrity’s Instagram photo

Pathirsty by SaadOff5 July 8, 2022

Whaa-sturbating 

(v) The act of simultaneously crying and masturbating while using your own tears for lubrication

After finding out his girlfriend was a prostitute, he went into a state of depression and spent his lonely nights whaa-sturbating in his apartment.

Whaa-sturbating by SaadOff5 October 13, 2016