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storm drain babies 

Verb. that process of flushing semen down the drain after masturbating in the shower.
i fired off some "storm drain babies" while i was taking a shower last night.

Montana Storm Drain 

When two people are having sex, the man pulls out of his partner and while the bottom is stunned awaiting for ejaculation the top urinates on the terrified victim.
Jon: yo dude so I was chillin with Janet last night right?
Xavier: yea?
Jon: I totally pulled a Montana storm drain on her last night big cat
Xavier: dude no fucking way!!! Did you like major soak her?
Jon: yea dude bitch looked like an Oscar she was so yellow
Montana Storm Drain by YeaImFine October 11, 2019

the storm drains 

a southern california rock band. formed in the garages of the band members in 2006. members are chris, marc, and taylor. their influences and sounds range from 60's rock to kick-ass punk.
jimi: you wanna go see the storm drains tonight?
joe: hell yeah, those guys fuckin rock!
the storm drains by the storm drains February 21, 2009

Stormy Dainel 

i got a blow job so hard i didn't cum
OFOFOOFFO i came but didn't STORMY DAINELS
Stormy Dainel by Stormy Dainels December 12, 2018

stormbraining

verb. Whereas brainstorming involves storming the brain for its secrets, stormbraining induces shock to enliven the gourd.
I am staying awake and busying myself with drinking coffee nonstop until my stormbraining results in a resolution to this dilemma.
stormbraining by nilskidoo October 18, 2012

rusty stormdrain 

When you pee/poop/puke/bleed/jizz/spit/cry/sweat into a long, narrow tube which leads to your arch nemesis.
Yo, Antoine, I totally just gave my arch nemesis the rusty stormdrain!