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sloption 

someone you would only wheel when sloppily drunk
When asked if she liked him, Smash responded "Not really, he's more of a sloption."

Having reached Sloptimus Prime levels, Manue couldn't really be blamed for exhausting her sloptions.

An eternal sloptimist, Seemz was liking the looks of her sloptions that night.
sloption by bronweezy March 18, 2011

Stoptional 

When the braking of a car is left to one's choice due to an unnecessary stop sign.
Passenger: Did you just blow through that stop sign?

Driver: Oh, no worries. It was stoptional.

stoption 

1.)The option to stop at a stop sign or flashing red light that has been placed in a unnecessary intersection.

2.)The stop sign or flashing red light at the intersection itself.
When you get to the McDonald's turn right, than go through the stoption and I am the 3rd house on your right!
stoption by Diciasare March 12, 2009

Stopsign 

Noun.

Someone that appears attractive from a distance whom upon further inspection turns out to be totally hot often causing others to stop and marvel at their beauty and/or hotness.

The term is derived from the motions of which you would take when approaching a stop sign in a car. You slow down to check said person out and when you come to the conclusion that they are indeed worth the effort you come to a complete stop and approach.

The opposite of a speedbump.
Rick: Man, Trey, Joe and I ran over at least 5 speedbumps today
Trey: That sucks for you cause it looks like I'm pulling up to a Stopsign right now.
Stopsign by J--Mac August 6, 2007

Stoptional 

The stop sign or traffic light you don’t need to stop at
There was nobody coming, so that stop sign was stoptional
Stoptional by dhar woman July 13, 2022

Red Light Stopsign

A traffic light that turns red and stays red when there is no one in sight coming from any direction. Treat as a stop sign and keep going.
-Pulls up to traffic light-
"Why the fuck is the light red? There's no one anywhere in sight.."
-Runs said traffic light-
"Damn Red Light Stopsign, now i'm going to be 6 seconds later then I would have been..."
Red Light Stopsign by MamimiSamejima September 22, 2005