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Stornoway 

Stornoway: a place...think "Cheers" but Much MUCH bigger. everybody knows your name, your maothers name, your cats name....
*the following takes place daily on Stornoway...*
"Oh look, it's Anne!"
"Oh you know what i heard about her and Kenny-there-you-go....."
(An uninteresting conversation ensues)
Stornoway by Stabby3721 July 10, 2006

Stornoway 

Pretty shit island tbh u have like the bible shaggers going bout staring you down and then u have the weirdos that cut there hair rly short and listen to bts, you have the ones that hang around smoking, tanning bottles a bucky and doing buckets, wearing their matching trackies and there air max’s most likely in there usual spots,
•outside co-op
•bridge center
•cearns (obvs)

•outside Ann lanntair

the grounds

And tbh a few other places lol. Then there’s the skets and tbh there pretty bad bc mos of them are like 15 ish and they have done so much lol and the fuckboys are always feeling them up and that it’s sad tbh. The boys just hang around on bikes and the girls just sit about in Starbucks and that. Everyone does that Sarahah shite which is so annoying, they all wait for the fair or hebcelt so that they can get fucked and end up taking Eccies, you will get ripped off if u buy anything from a dealer unless your sound with them,

In all it’s just junkie paradise x
Guy 1: Got some lines when I was up in Stornoway

Guy 2: wtf this is flour
Stornoway by Bridgecenterfan July 12, 2018

Stornoway 

A town on the Isle of Lewis, littered with coffin dodgers. Known as gods waiting room; 90% of the population are waiting to pop their cogs...
Oh yes, I’ve lived in Stornoway for 99 years, I can’t wait to die
Stornoway by Tommy Black January 12, 2020

Stornoway 

A place where old people go to die. Also it's the keyboard gangster of the world. The thugs are like midges. They're annoying but won't actually do any damage.
Your gran and grandad have moved to stornoway, we'll miss them dearly.
Stornoway by Ifuckedyerdog May 15, 2017

stepnowski 

You can refer to anyone who is a cool chick or dude as a Stepnowski, or a j.c. step. The most hilarious person you meet will have this last name. And even the funniest will be named jaclyn Christine. She can sing and dance like no other you've ever seen, or will ever see. A complete rarity. She is the bomb at art, and possibly has a sister talented at the musical anus.
That girl cracks me up, she's so j.c. step!

You're such a Stepnowski! Look at you dance, girlfriend!!
stepnowski by bonami August 24, 2011

StopNSweigh 

1. When you stop and use the app Sweigh to get your friend's and followers opinions before you make a decision.

2. Hashtag that keeps you from making a huge mistake by telling you to Sweigh before you act.
Girl: You better #StopNSweigh before you wear that outfit outside!
StopNSweigh by Kam14 June 25, 2014