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stonerflu 

the stonerflu has many symptoms similar to the seasonal flu, but some symptoms exclusive to the stonerflu.

these symptoms include, but are not limited to, headache, nausea, coughing, sore throat, isolation, paranoia, excessive laziness, complaining, an unusual loss of appetite, fever, and an over exaggeration of the aforementioned symptoms.

most sufferers of the stonerflu will seek no medical attention, for they fear the doctor will relate their illness to the recreational use of marijuana.

if you are suffering from the stonerflu, it is best to follow your normal routine of sleeping until three in the afternoon, watching television, hitting a bowl and consuming massive amounts of pizza bagels and cocopuffs.
brett: dude, i think i'm sick. like i've been coughing and my troat hurts and i think i have a fever.
tyler: yeah, you've got the stonerflu, please stay far away from me.
brett: I AM DYING AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!
stonerflu by hersheysmintcocoa December 4, 2009
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Stonerland 

The eastern constituent country of the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia. It is reknowned for its relaxed laws and attitudes, tasty and widely available munch, cultural love of uber-comfy sofas and extensive use of cannabis sativa.
"I'm sooooo going to Stonerland on holiday this year!"
Stonerland by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

Stonerbuy 

When one buys an item or items from an advertisement on late night television whilst under the influence.
#1: "Man if we buy those knives we get a complete second set for free!"

#2: "That's almost too good to be true. Where's the credit card at?!"

(next morning)

#1: "Man that was a ridiculous stonerbuy we did last night"
Stonerbuy by tommmy p May 9, 2009

Stonerfag 

Someone who believes, despite the fact that they have no future or intellect, that smoking weed, telling everyone about their cool weed stories and uploading photos onto facebook makes them top shit.
"I got so high on the weekend, I must be pretty cool."
"No, shut up you stonerfag."
Stonerfag by henrym May 28, 2012

stoner flu 

Becoming sick from another's germs by hitting and then passing a bowl or joint
"i think im getting sick"
"yeah man its probably the stoner flu."
stoner flu by lyo August 19, 2007

Stonerifous Humanous  

Stonerifous Humanous is a species that is very closely related to the homo sapiens. The species can also be called SFH for short. SFH smoke a substance called marijuana as much as possible. They are very happy most of the time. All they need is their marijuana, munchies (food), something to drink and music. Their favorite type of music is often calming music. They are most commonly found listening to Sublime. This species is very unique and is still undergoing study.

stonerlexic

When a stoner can't wait until 4:20 to get high, so she waits until 4:02. She is stonerlexic
stonerlexic by KPAS August 23, 2015
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