1 definition by hersheysmintcocoa
the stonerflu has many symptoms similar to the seasonal flu, but some symptoms exclusive to the stonerflu.
these symptoms include, but are not limited to, headache, nausea, coughing, sore throat, isolation, paranoia, excessive laziness, complaining, an unusual loss of appetite, fever, and an over exaggeration of the aforementioned symptoms.
most sufferers of the stonerflu will seek no medical attention, for they fear the doctor will relate their illness to the recreational use of marijuana.
if you are suffering from the stonerflu, it is best to follow your normal routine of sleeping until three in the afternoon, watching television, hitting a bowl and consuming massive amounts of pizza bagels and cocopuffs.
these symptoms include, but are not limited to, headache, nausea, coughing, sore throat, isolation, paranoia, excessive laziness, complaining, an unusual loss of appetite, fever, and an over exaggeration of the aforementioned symptoms.
most sufferers of the stonerflu will seek no medical attention, for they fear the doctor will relate their illness to the recreational use of marijuana.
if you are suffering from the stonerflu, it is best to follow your normal routine of sleeping until three in the afternoon, watching television, hitting a bowl and consuming massive amounts of pizza bagels and cocopuffs.
brett: dude, i think i'm sick. like i've been coughing and my troat hurts and i think i have a fever.
tyler: yeah, you've got the stonerflu, please stay far away from me.
brett: I AM DYING AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!
tyler: yeah, you've got the stonerflu, please stay far away from me.
brett: I AM DYING AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!
by hersheysmintcocoa December 4, 2009