Stonerbuy

When one buys an item or items from an advertisement on late night television whilst under the influence.

#1: "Man if we buy those knives we get a complete second set for free!"

#2: "That's almost too good to be true. Where's the credit card at?!"

(next morning)

#1: "Man that was a ridiculous stonerbuy we did last night"

by tommmy p May 9, 2009

Stonergy

The word used to describe the miraculous feeling that occurs when someone has used marijuana and ingested caffeine (any form). Chemical balance of THC and Caffeine merge in the body, creating a euphoric energized and restless body-high mixed with a head-high. Can be used to counter-act the demotivating properties that some marijuana stains cause (specifically Indica or Indica dominate hybrid stains). Can also be used to amplify the energetic properties of Sativa stains of marijuana.

"I have so much Stonergy from smoking that joint and drinking a Red Bull. Lets go do something, anything..everything!"

by KTizzle42 May 8, 2013

Stonerball

Function: Verb
Definition: To sag your pants and stick your balls out through the hole in your boxers when your stoned. Usually concealed by a long shirt or hoodie.

"Dude let's stonerball!"
"One time we stonerballed in TacoBell."
"We're stonerballing, man!"

by Todd Hunter January 19, 2009

Stoneburner

When you and someone else are taking a shit with a stall gap in between, and someone decides to use the open stall/Urinal.

That guy just stoneburnered us!

by BearSoup101 December 11, 2019

Stonergy

Stonergy is the energy shared between two stoners solely due to the fact that they have both smoked weed. This invisible bond allows for the almost instant recognition of other stoners and is why two people often become friends after they blaze with each other. It also allows for an uncanny comprehension of life and art that leads to stoners often sharing similar tastes in music and movies.

After smoking a spliff, the young man felt the stonergy flow through him.

by King Of Hearts P.O.T April 11, 2009

stonertypical

The apparent stereotype of a stoner. Includes baggy rasta apparel, vacant expressions, bloodshot eyes, and excessive laughter.

"Dude, don't wear a rasta belt its so stonertypical. We don't wanna draw attention. And put some fucking visine in your eyes."

by boom boom tree inhabitant August 4, 2009

stonery

adjective; in a "stoner" kind of way

i want my book to sound "stonery"

by Danny Lockwood May 1, 2006