stoner cough

A cough that comes deep from your lungs as a result of smoking too much weed.

Daishon: *coughs* I think I got bronchitis.

Trevon: Nah bruh, you just got stoner cough from all that weed you been smokin!

stoner cough by justgord December 18, 2016

stoner couch 

A stoner couch old couch that is usualy used, ugly, and sinks in deep when you sit in it, and people get stoned and fall asleep

last night i had some good shit and i smoked it on the stoner couch.

stoner couch by l3roy November 8, 2007

no cough no stone 

When smoking marijuana and someone coughs you can say "no cough no stone" (as in "no pain no gain"). It means the coughing weedsmoker will get stoned anyway and need not worry.

I had to cough badly when she handed me the spliff, but she smiled and said "no cough no stone".

no cough no stone by Suedseite March 28, 2006

Stone Coucher

Any person(s) that urinate(s), defecate(s) and/or fornicate(s) on the Stone Couch near Hazleton, PA 18201. Most usually brag about it, without shame.

PA State Trooper 1: Let's stake out the Stone Couch for some Stone Couchers. It's time they go to jail for their immoral behavior.

PA State Trooper 2: The heck with that. Let us shit, piss and fuck on the couch.

PA State Trooper 1: Ooh you're a notty Trooper, ready to stab my pooper.

(Freaky gay law enforcement loving ensues. A box of Dunkin Donuts is involved, as well.)

Stone Coucher by Hazletard-in-Chief November 13, 2011

Stone Couch 

An unofficial landmark for kids in the Hazleton area of Anthracite Coal Region, consisting of a formation of rocks resembling a couch. It is located east of Hazleton, and south of Eckley Miner's Village Historic Site & Museum.
The Stone Couch appears to be man-made, but the culture that manufactured it is unknown. It is purportedly haunted, but no proof by local paranormal investigators have turned up any evidence.
Local legend says that if you sit on it once, you get scratched. Twice you sit on it, something bad happens to somebody close to you. Thrice you sit on it, you die.

The Stone Couch isn't scary at all, but just plain queer. The worst that can happen, is you waste a tank of gas looking for it.

Stone Couch by Hazletard-in-Chief November 22, 2010

Stone Couch Club 

The equivalent of the {Mile High Club] for {Stone Couchers]. To be part of it you must have urinated, defecated or fornicated on the Stone Couch.

Stone Coucher 1: I just took a piss on the Stone Couch. I'm so notty.

Stone Coucher 2: Nigga please. I fucked a dead hooker I found on Highland Road riddled with bullets on there. Even in death, you can join the Stone Couch Club.

Stone Coucher 1: Word my nigga. Word.

Stone Couch Club by Hazletard in Chief November 21, 2011