An unofficial landmark for kids in the Hazleton area of Anthracite Coal Region, consisting of a formation of rocks resembling a couch. It is located east of Hazleton, and south of Eckley Miner's Village Historic Site & Museum.
The Stone Couch appears to be man-made, but the culture that manufactured it is unknown. It is purportedly haunted, but no proof by local paranormal investigators have turned up any evidence.
Local legend says that if you sit on it once, you get scratched. Twice you sit on it, something bad happens to somebody close to you. Thrice you sit on it, you die.
The Stone Couch isn't scary at all, but just plain queer. The worst that can happen, is you waste a tank of gas looking for it.
by Hazletard-in-Chief November 20, 2010
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The equivalent of the {Mile High Club for {Stone Couchers. To be part of it you must have urinated, defecated or fornicated on the Stone Couch.
Stone Coucher 1: I just took a piss on the Stone Couch. I'm so notty.

Stone Coucher 2: Nigga please. I fucked a dead hooker I found on Highland Road riddled with bullets on there. Even in death, you can join the Stone Couch Club.

Stone Coucher 1: Word my nigga. Word.
by Hazletard in Chief November 22, 2011
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