stock bro

The kinda frat boys that are exclusively business majors, and/or have a stock market obsession. Their favorite pastime is mansplaining stocks

Yo, hes just a stock bro

stock bro by Jaunpuckile May 15, 2022

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stock broker

a boy who invests in a girl while she is still young to see her grow up to be fine

buddy invested in her when she was a freshman what a stock broker.

stock broker by wolfofelementarystreet March 4, 2022

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bro-stick

It's like a disco stick, but not.

Example 1:
"Hey, do you want a bro-stick?"
"No thanks, I just brushed my teeth."

Example 2:
"Where would you find a bro's bro-stick?"
"In his hand."

Example 3:
"I don't wanna touch Jerome's bro-stick."

bro-stick by Darnall6 April 15, 2010

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Bro Sock

A tube sock that has an unopened can of Natural Ice dropped in it which can be used as a weapon. A bro sock can then be used to knock your bro out if he's about to do something stupid. It can also be used to knock some stupid ho out if she's doing something stupid.

Example 1:

Bro A: Bro, what the fuck happened last night? I think I had too many fuckin' Jagerbombs or something...

Bro D: Nah Bro, I had to hit you in the back of the head with my bro sock, you were about to fuck this nasty ho.

Bro A: Thanks, Bro.

Example 2:

Bro A: Bro, what the fuck happened to that nasty ho last night?

Bro D: Bro, I had to knock her the fuck out with my bro sock, she was trying to rape every guy at the party.

Bro A: Thanks, Bro.

Bro Sock by BrosLqqkinOutForBros May 6, 2008