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stock box

Very attractive women well into their prime whose never married and never had kids.

Smart women realise that marriage is an outdated institution that benefits men.
How often do you think an attractive woman who’s in their sexual prime, single, and is still rockin her stock box going to cross your path?

“Oh I’ll service your stock box anytime”

Jorn been waiting for her his whole life so far… Jorn asks

Mrs Bombliss…
“What! No kids, never married? Your box is all stock!”
by DIRTNAPP March 18, 2023
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Shock box

The act of eating a women out while spreading your ass in the direction of the nearest doorway.
Charles: “yo I just shock boxed this bitch
Grant: “yea, I know I walked in and saw your asshole
by 5$hotandready October 27, 2021
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snock box

British Accent "She started up with the back talkin' again, so I kicked her in the snock box, officer".
by Rob Rodriguez August 28, 2007
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box sock

After having sex in a car, take off one of your socks and use it to clean yourself. Then, wipe down her box so the love juice doesn't stain the leather seats.
It could have been a messy situation, but I cleaned her up using a box sock.
by Wednesday Pirate January 3, 2008
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box sock denial

When your partner gets pissed off that you tried to use a box sock on her. Usually happens when the box sock is especially dirty and worn all night partying.
I tried to clean up after sex, but received a box sock denial.
by Wednesday Pirate January 3, 2008
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box stack

Threesome with one guy & 2 women
It usually takes about 4 shots each to get women to box stack
by Yogilicious December 3, 2015
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long stick the fart box

When a girls wants some dookie love or your cock in her can.
Last night this freak was begging me to long stick the fart box!
by tHe-IrIsH-mExIcAn October 8, 2007
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