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stock box 

Very attractive women well into their prime whose never married and never had kids.

Smart women realise that marriage is an outdated institution that benefits men.
How often do you think an attractive woman who’s in their sexual prime, single, and is still rockin her stock box going to cross your path?

“Oh I’ll service your stock box anytime”

Jorn been waiting for her his whole life so far… Jorn asks

Mrs Bombliss…
“What! No kids, never married? Your box is all stock!”
stock box by DIRTNAPP March 18, 2023
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Shock box 

The act of eating a women out while spreading your ass in the direction of the nearest doorway.
Charles: “yo I just shock boxed this bitch”
Grant: “yea, I know I walked in and saw your asshole”
Shock box by 5$hotandready October 27, 2021

snock box 

British Accent "She started up with the back talkin' again, so I kicked her in the snock box, officer".
snock box by Rob Rodriguez August 28, 2007

box sock 

After having sex in a car, take off one of your socks and use it to clean yourself. Then, wipe down her box so the love juice doesn't stain the leather seats.
It could have been a messy situation, but I cleaned her up using a box sock.
box sock by Wednesday Pirate January 3, 2008

box sock denial 

When your partner gets pissed off that you tried to use a box sock on her. Usually happens when the box sock is especially dirty and worn all night partying.
I tried to clean up after sex, but received a box sock denial.

box stack 

Threesome with one guy & 2 women
It usually takes about 4 shots each to get women to box stack
box stack by Yogilicious December 3, 2015

long stick the fart box 

When a girls wants some dookie love or your cock in her can.
Last night this freak was begging me to long stick the fart box!