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stock box 

Very attractive women well into their prime whose never married and never had kids.

Smart women realise that marriage is an outdated institution that benefits men.
How often do you think an attractive woman who’s in their sexual prime, single, and is still rockin her stock box going to cross your path?

“Oh I’ll service your stock box anytime”

Jorn been waiting for her his whole life so far… Jorn asks

Mrs Bombliss…
“What! No kids, never married? Your box is all stock!”
stock box by DIRTNAPP March 18, 2023
Words you can keep

Shock box 

The act of eating a women out while spreading your ass in the direction of the nearest doorway.
Charles: “yo I just shock boxed this bitch”
Grant: “yea, I know I walked in and saw your asshole”
Shock box by 5$hotandready October 27, 2021

snock box 

British Accent "She started up with the back talkin' again, so I kicked her in the snock box, officer".
snock box by Rob Rodriguez August 28, 2007

box sock 

After having sex in a car, take off one of your socks and use it to clean yourself. Then, wipe down her box so the love juice doesn't stain the leather seats.
It could have been a messy situation, but I cleaned her up using a box sock.
box sock by Wednesday Pirate January 3, 2008

box sock denial 

When your partner gets pissed off that you tried to use a box sock on her. Usually happens when the box sock is especially dirty and worn all night partying.
I tried to clean up after sex, but received a box sock denial.

box stack 

Threesome with one guy & 2 women
It usually takes about 4 shots each to get women to box stack
box stack by Yogilicious December 3, 2015

long stick the fart box 

When a girls wants some dookie love or your cock in her can.
Last night this freak was begging me to long stick the fart box!
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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