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right royal pissed, falling down drunk, too gone to care, the best state that man can achieve via 10 cans super lager
he was totally stocious , so he was, an there was no use tae him
by jonno June 17, 2006
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To be incredibly drunk.
She was stociously drunk, confused and lost.

15 pints of guinness - I was absolutely stocious.
by Niall February 11, 2004
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Name of a sharp edged rock n' roll band from Edinburgh, Scotland
Stocious play some hard riffing songs, especially that 'Little Black Shorts'
by cass February 03, 2005
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