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Snoilnet 

The modern day snake oil - bullshit products sold online. Most commonly seen via social media as overly long video adverts promising to teach you the best method to make millions on Amazon or Shopify. That method is almost always the same: sell ebooks or courses that teach people how to make millions on Amazon or Shopify.
Annoying Shitsack: "2 years ago I was in huge debts, now I make millions a month on Amazon, buy my $2000 course to find out how."
Peter: "YouTube, will you please fuck off with these snoilnet adverts."
Snoilnet by Cheesed1ck November 26, 2020
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Dirty snow such as that often seen on a road side.
Taff and George were having such fun playing about in the snow until Taff launched a icey ball of grit encrusted snoil.
snoil by Taffy Ian October 5, 2006
Getting snake oiled. To be sold something sold as being useful, but instead is a detriment. The product has more illusory value than true value. One get's Snoiled when: getting snake charmed out of money, losing time, losing their job, becoming depressed, then throwing a fit of rage regarding the product.
Step right up, step right up ladies and gentleman. Have I got an offer for you! If you show up before I start my presentation, you too can be snoiled! But snake oil can cure you! I'm trying to sell you useless things you don't need, but pretending they are worth something. If enough people show up, you'll get a valueless product for free.

Dude, I just got snoiled. He told me it would grow my hair back.

Did you know you could cure cancer with my positive thought product and random ingredient that is a placebo? Shirley thought so, as that salesman told her so. Her Tombstone simply reads: I Got Snoiled.

Hey Charles, do you see that soccer league getting Snoiled? They have to play in the Winter in a desert!
Snoiled by Hissy The Snake May 31, 2015
a snake in a toilet ready to bite your ass as soon as you sit down
omg i got bit by a snoilet as i was sitting down ready to shart 😫
snoilet by sharty January 29, 2021
a snake in a toilet ready to bite when your ass touches the toilet
omg i got bit by snoilet as i sat down to shart.
snoilet by sharty January 29, 2021
Dude that pong game was so stoil.
Stoil by KazmanPongPlayer November 1, 2010