stivenism 

A religion defined by the Stiven. Stivenism is the religion forming the Stivenistic Theocracy. In this system Disneyland is a haven for racist and sexist ideals and Stiven rules all. The answer to everything is Geography and the nation anthem is "Lord of Blackwood is Nice to Children" All hail the lord of Blackwood.

AP World Student 1: "The answer isn't 1492!! The answer is geography"

AP World Student 2: "Where'd you get that from?"

AP World Student 1: "Stivenism. All hail Stiven."

stivenism by SydtheKid913 May 31, 2017

Stabenism 

Literally: "Treat others and expect to be treated in return."

A cycle, a revolution. An orbit of treating people. Once you treat another, it will be coming back to you.

"I treated my friend earlier this week, so this weekend I got an unexpected treat when i didn't even expect it. Classic case of Stabenism right there."

Stabenism by Maxwell Stabens May 4, 2009

steveism 

steveism is a religion in which steve is god.
steveism is a brand new religion which is based around steve being the overall lord and messiah of the universe.
what or who steve is nobody knows, but what we do know is that if you stick to the laws of steveism, you will join steve in stevetopia, the most wonderful place EVVVA!
Dont delay, join today!!
and if you do join, you will receive a cup and pencil from your nearest steveopolsimo (the steve place of worship, yet to be created, so you aint gettin a cup or a pencil)

"my religion sucks"
"join steveism, its great"
"ok"
"here have a cup, and a pencil"

steveism by steve666 December 15, 2008

The Steveism Movement 

Steve the One knows all and created all.

After creating the universe we see around us, he went on to making "Steve's Awesome Plan" - which is a plan for everyone and everything... normally ending in "Steve's Awesome Place".

For true believers of Steveism, they will be guided through life, then in death find "Steve's Awesome Place", where you party all day, everyday with no bad endings... just awesomeness.

Find peace in His Holiness, Steve the One, Pebble from the Path of Righteousness, King Panther of the Avon Tribe, Grand Lord of the Movement, Saviour of us all... today!

Hallusteve.

Saint Charlie the Chosen was talking of the good word of the steveism movement, I think I will now follow Steve the One.

The Steveism Movement by Prophet of Steve the One July 3, 2011

Statenism 

The ritual abuse of the truth in order to forward the agenda of the oldest ecclesiastic, hierarchical control matrix still in power today via Vatican based Masonic clubs of Rome and their Propoganda 2, Blue Lodge office (i.e. the source for Reuters news outlet & others).

All robed priests of the black cloth of the Templars of banking, the courts and every church system are Roman/Saturnian based satanist offshoots currently enjoying the status quo of public ignorance of the Saturnian "Statenic" control matrix we are all internationally enslaved within. This is why the Kim Jong(s) of North Korea are friends with Trump and Dennis Rodman. Masonic population control groups using the false energy of fear to yield reactionary compliance to the continued evolution of Statenism and its growing leverage over global individual sovereignty.

"Statenism" is the ancient despotic art/ practice of maintaining the status quo in constant informational advantage over the populous by the better informed very few.

Statenism by Nickanomaly March 21, 2019

Studenism 

(n). stoo-den-ism
Using a person only for their intellectual abilities to get your work done, an advantage over other students, a better understanding of the material, and/or better grades.

(v) To improve oneself's grades and to lessen one's schoolwork by using a more studious student to do your work for you.

Henry comes up to Bob (straight-A student) and asks him for help on the homework, but then pressures Bob a bit to get him to do his homework and also help him on the test.
John comes up to Bob: "Dude you just got Bob to do your work for you! That's studenism."
Henry: "John I didn't studenize Bob, chill."

Studenism by #Studious March 23, 2022

steveism 

To do something brilliant, rather by innate capability or by some stupid coincidence of luck. No matter, those you rule, and those who abide by your rule think you are pure genius, even when you are being obtuse.

"If you are good to your customers and provide service, there is a strong likelihood they will re-order from you.What a steveism"

steveism by Hayden Price May 27, 2006