Stevenism

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An illness which can cause a person to be incredibly annoying and vinegar-scented. This often occurs in conjunction with Tourettes Guy Syndrome and can occur as either a long-term illness or a permanent illness. Unfortunately, the only cure currently known is death.

Person A (inflicted): Hey guys, or should I say... sup, dudes.
Person B: Umm... kay?
Person C: *sniff* Hmm...
Person A: Which entrance is better? The first or the second?
Person B: What the hell?
Person C: What smells like vinegar?
Person A: AAAARGH FUCK FUCK WHICH FUCKING ENTRANCE IS ASS DICKING BETTER?
Person B: *murder* There, that's better.
Person C: Ah, he must have contracted Stevenism. Poor fellow.

Stevenism by Wrath of the Choclate Starfish August 1, 2009

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Stevenism

Funny sayings for everyday nothings in our lives; truisms in creative expressions and songs

The singer belted out a Stevenism when he sang "I wouldn't have a girl who would have me" on his worn out guitar.

Stevenism by the heart lady July 4, 2008

Stevenism

To fuck up a common saying

Steven: Better never then late
Jon: that was a stevenism

Stevenism by Seagullsflytogether June 12, 2021

clint stevens

Someone who does not wake up when they say they will.

"You were supposed to start streaming 3 hours ago! Your such a clint stevens."

clint stevens by Kegter November 12, 2016

Clint Stevens

A streamer that loves to choke, usually seen speed running Mario and halfway through the run he goes to do something else like play Connect Four with T-Pain.

My brother is SUCH a Clint Stevens, he always bails out of things midway!

Clint Stevens by 6_Oz#8006 May 10, 2018

Michael Stevens

A smart bald man who can send you into an existential crisis.
also likes you to play with his 'toys'.
he is the subject of many memes

Hey! Vsauce Michael here.
Here... but, WHERE is HERE?
AND WHY IS MY NAME Michael Stevens!!!

Michael Stevens by trollface 5333 June 12, 2019

Clint Stevens

A dumbass who misses 7 throws

“Dammit I missed a throw, I hope I don’t pull a Clint Stevens”

Clint Stevens by brub6969 July 14, 2020

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026