Stevenism

An illness which can cause a person to be incredibly annoying and vinegar-scented. This often occurs in conjunction with Tourettes Guy Syndrome and can occur as either a long-term illness or a permanent illness. Unfortunately, the only cure currently known is death.

Person A (inflicted): Hey guys, or should I say... sup, dudes.
Person B: Umm... kay?
Person C: *sniff* Hmm...
Person A: Which entrance is better? The first or the second?
Person B: What the hell?
Person C: What smells like vinegar?
Person A: AAAARGH FUCK FUCK WHICH FUCKING ENTRANCE IS ASS DICKING BETTER?
Person B: *murder* There, that's better.
Person C: Ah, he must have contracted Stevenism. Poor fellow.

by Wrath of the Choclate Starfish August 1, 2009

Stevenism

Funny sayings for everyday nothings in our lives; truisms in creative expressions and songs

The singer belted out a Stevenism when he sang "I wouldn't have a girl who would have me" on his worn out guitar.

by the heart lady July 4, 2008

Stevenism

To fuck up a common saying

Steven: Better never then late
Jon: that was a stevenism

by Seagullsflytogether June 12, 2021

clint stevens

Someone who does not wake up when they say they will.

"You were supposed to start streaming 3 hours ago! Your such a clint stevens."

by Kegter November 12, 2016

Clint Stevens

A streamer that loves to choke, usually seen speed running Mario and halfway through the run he goes to do something else like play Connect Four with T-Pain.

My brother is SUCH a Clint Stevens, he always bails out of things midway!

by 6_Oz#8006 May 10, 2018

Michael Stevens

A smart bald man who can send you into an existential crisis.
also likes you to play with his 'toys'.
he is the subject of many memes

Hey! Vsauce Michael here.
Here... but, WHERE is HERE?
AND WHY IS MY NAME Michael Stevens!!!

by trollface 5333 June 12, 2019

Clint Stevens

A dumbass who misses 7 throws

“Dammit I missed a throw, I hope I don’t pull a Clint Stevens”

by brub6969 July 14, 2020