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stitch fuck by Bartjuu April 6, 2011
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Stitch Fuck
As you are Tearing that Pussy up you take your Dick from her Pussy and then you stick it in her ass repeating the process until satisfaction is given.
I was upset at the Old Lady for Lying about taking my dope so when we were getting busy I said Fuck it and I Stitch Fucked the Bitch!
Stitch Fuck by Real Nigga' July 14, 2016
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Stitch Fucking
Noun or Verb. Vaginal and anal double penetration: Occurs when a woman is being penetrated by two men - one in the vagina and one in the anus, giving the appearance or feeling of being stitched by a sewing machine.
Jeff: Hey, man, where's your wife? I thought she'd be at the party.
Ben: She's probably off stitch fucking Stacy and Josh again.
Jeff: Jeez, again? I thought she did that this morning.
Ben: Yep, she sure loves her some stitch fucking.
Ben: She's probably off stitch fucking Stacy and Josh again.
Jeff: Jeez, again? I thought she did that this morning.
Ben: Yep, she sure loves her some stitch fucking.
Stitch Fucking by Jay-Deezy February 25, 2010
Fuck Switch
Fuck Switch by MaDDnEsS13 January 9, 2010
fuck it switch
Condition that commonly occurs after the consumption of wine, beer or any other alcoholic beverage causes one to alter their judgment and ignore all inhibitions, responsibilities and rational thinking. Often leads to the use of alcohol and/or illicit substances in extreme excess.
"DUDE!!! I've had like four beers, let's do some COKE!!!! Let's party all night!!!! I totally just 'threw my fuck it switch' because I DON'T GIVE A FUUUUUUUCK!!!!"
fuck it switch by meagan and abigail January 20, 2008
switchfuck
Sexual technique practised by two gay males wherein the top and bottom switch periodically (usually just before cumming), thus ensuring fairness to both partners, prolonging intercourse and generally making the whole damn thing a whole lot more horny!
Goddamn babe, your ass is so hot but I don't wanna cum yet... let's switchfuck; do me for a bit and we can make it last all night.
switchfuck by @__Matt__@ January 1, 2009
fuckit switch
A type of trip fuse located in the back of the brain. When multiple tasks, deadline pressure, and unrealistic demands threaten the brain's delicate circuitry, the switch pops into "fuckit" or "safe" position, allowing for rest, relaxation, and a healthy attitude readjustment.
"If that phone rings one more time with another problem, it's going to blow my fuckit switch."
-ring-
-click-
"Fuckit!"
-ring-
-click-
"Fuckit!"
fuckit switch by pj555 November 28, 2007
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