stinkweed

an affectionate term used by fathers who love embarrassing their children and lowering their self esteem with never ending sarcasm.

This is my daughter stinkweed. * there just happens to be a cute boy standing there*

stinkweed by CornKat January 20, 2009

Stinkhead 

Stinkhead (noun, adjective)

A glamorous female archetype permeating pop culture from the years 1978 to 1993. The term originally stemmed from the voluminous hair styles during that period; one could catch a whiff from 3-10 ft away from a stinkhead because of the amount of product needed to perpetuate such mass.

Hair isn't the point, though. The term has become significantly more robust, including a much broader spectrum of ladies from this era. The collective m.o. of the stinkhead is to flaunt exclusivity, glamour, sexuality and/or financial resources. Typical visual cues of stinkhead status include heels, rocker boots, sunglasses, lacquered nails, and martinis. Common stinkhead environments include the beach, the salon, horse races, hotel bars, and dance clubs. Stinkheadry often overlaps with various musical cultures like hip hop, r&b, freestyle, and hair metal.

Exemplary stinkheads include porn star Nina Hartley, Kelly LeBrok from 'Weird Science ,' Cassandra Peterson ('Elvira'), Rosie Perez ('Do the Right Thing'), and free style bands like Klymaxx and Sweet Sensation.

"Look at that tan stinkhead in the Porsche with my dad."

"I only watch stinkhead porn."

"Look at that cougar at the bar eating that shrimp cocktail. I bet she was a total stinkhead in her day."

"This stinkhead's gotta get to the salon."

"You wanna go this club tonight? Yeah, but I gotta wash my stinkhead."

"Is that a wig? No, it's my stinkhead."

Stinkhead by Electrikiss October 26, 2013

stankweed 

Very low quality marijuana. Has characteristically bad odor. Etymology: Stank (from stink) + weed (colloquial, marijuana).

You could tell he was smoking some stankweed from the other side of the field.

stankweed by Giant peach November 18, 2005

Stillweed 

A person totally stoned on marijuana to the point of becoming immobile.

Did you hear about Johnny last weekend? He's such a stillweed that he smoked so much pot that he couldn't get off the sofa! He just laid there all night!

Stillweed by PaulTheJack October 28, 2010

Stinkled 

1. The condition of a shirt or article of clothing, usually off the floor, that is recycled or re-worn, already broken in, sweaty and wrinkled. Generally occurs when laundry day is long past, and is especially(exclusively?) popular with guys; college, bachelors, or married, much to the chagrin of their lady friends.

Wife: "Honey, let me iron you a clean shirt"
Husband: "Not necessary dear. I'll just recycle one of these shirts off the floor, they're already pre-stinkled."

Stinkled by chucki November 13, 2012

Double-Stinked-Poo-Knocker 

One whose stinks twice as much as a regular Poo-Knocker.

After exiting the sewer one may exclaim, "You're a double-stinked-poo-knocker."

Double-Stinked-Poo-Knocker by The Toilet Man December 30, 2010

stinkerdoodles 

A fluffy substitute for "shit". Appropriately used in a work setting.

"Stinkerdoodles! I forgot to put this package in the courier bag!"

stinkerdoodles by Vixxen April 19, 2007