stink-train 

a decorative piece of feces made by a person like peter pinori (otherwise known as the mentally retarted) which is shaped like a train and runs on toilet paper tracks (popular in mexican cities)

"all aboard the stink-train"
"peter what have i told you about playing with your stink-train before dinner"

stink-train by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005

Stank Train 

You give someone a rim job while they shit in your mouth.

"Here comes the stank train! Next stop: Buttfuck Junction!" As quoted by Louis Armstrong.

Stank Train by PapaFrontButt April 10, 2011

STINK TAINT 

When someone has a stink, and you don't know if it from the front or the back.

God damn mother fucker! What is that smell? That shit is coming out of your stink taint!

STINK TAINT by vrmmmm December 24, 2016

Riding the Dinky Train to Stinky Town 

When a man sticks his penis in another persons anal cavity then finds his cock covered in shit.

IAN was riding the dinky train to stinky town on ADAM, then found his cock covered in shit. WHOO, WHOO!!!

Riding the Dinky Train to Stinky Town by awallz December 31, 2008

Taint stank 

The rancid body odor that emits from a man's taint (the area between the ball sack and the asshole) usually after sweating or exerting some sort of effort.

DUDE1: "Dude, after doing that workout I've got some EPIC taint stank."

DUDE2: "Yeah, dude, I know... I can smell it from here."

Taint stank by GAActor June 7, 2010

taint stick

An appendage on male mammals that allows scronking thus reproduction

Man she touched me on the taint stick

taint stick by the wonderer of the internet April 22, 2016